Embrace your destiny and choose a starter Pokemon for your Destiny character(s)! Post your answer and explain your choice of an adorable killing machine!
But luscious? How am I supposed to take care of it? F!CK THAT! Any Pokemon can breathe underwater, so feel free to bring it to the moon if you want to. Feeding it? You don't eat, so why should it? Does it evolve? F!CK YEAH!
And don't worry if it gets eaten by a knight or some shit. Your Pokemon is so awesome it only FAINTS when;
Eating a face-full of rockets from Rockets McDickface
Receiving a lead lobotomy in PvP
Slashed in half by Crota's own sword
And so much more!
So pick one already and get out there, guardians!
Note: you can pick ONLY ONE starter Pokemon. Any starter counts. Nothing else is valid, so no Victinis/Mewtwo/etc bullshit. Pokeballs don't work on fallen, and there is no way of getting more Pokemon.
Edit; any Pokemon except legendaries count now.
Edit; wow over 100 replies now, though maybe half of it are my replies. Anyway, thank you guys so much for humoring me, guard duty is boring and I am glad for all your company, I love reading and responding to your replies.
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Ditto, he can copy rockets mcdickface and then we will spend our remaining days killing hydras for grimoire score
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Mudkip
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Isn't pokemon the Jamaican word for prodding someone with a stick?
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Riolu
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Cubone
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Surfing Pikachu, just because it randomly summons water and surfs. May cause enemies to drown. Vex will be overcharged with x2 Electrical shock from being drench of water.
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Fan rotom! Nothing says menacing like a desk fan with a smile that shoots lightning bolts out its sphincter
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Starter: charmander Any: Deino
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Squirtle with a black hammer on his back and two Last Words on his hips.
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[spoiler]jigglypuff[/spoiler]
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rayquasa
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Edited by TheGodAmongMen: 4/17/2015 3:09:43 PMRotom(original form) Nothing f[b]u[/b]cks with rotom.
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Edited by LeeCoope5: 4/17/2015 3:27:25 PMDark Charmeleon
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Can you say blastoise?
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Salamence.
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Mudkip: Fight waves of enemies with waves, so simple.
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Torterra ftw
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Starter: Bulbasaur Any: Aron
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My lvl 100 shiny charizard
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Edited by Burjibees: 4/17/2015 3:00:42 PMCyndaquill I think it's spelled. I will burn everything! Larvitar would be my ultimate choice but you said starters.
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Lvl100 magicarp with splash
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Mudkip
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Munchlax
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Mother freaking Charizard!! That's right the freaking flaming lizard with wings!! It takes a$$ and kicks names later baby!
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Scyther
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Crobat