Fellow guardians, below is the prayer for thy savior RNGsus. Learn it, and recite it daily, especially before every nightfall and raid.
*bows head*
[i]RNGsus, hallowed be thy name. Thy digits come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in the Tower. Give us this day our daily shards. And forgive us our dismantles, as we forgive those who have dismantled before us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the Cryptarch. For thine is the loot table, the engrams, and the luck, forever and ever.
Amen.[/i]
Spread the good word. The faithful shall be rewarded.
EDIT: All those who who do not believe--Atheonists--will be Exo-cummunicated by the Church of the Traveler.
[spoiler]This is not intended as blasphemy or to offend anyone. Just some lighthearted fun[/spoiler]
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Praise RNGsus