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8/21/2008 4:05:48 AM
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Did Bungie Kill My Hamster?
Yesterday, I decided to play Halo 3 with some friends. I found it very addicting, and played for hours on end, pretty much the whole day. We had a great time.
However, I was supposed to feed and water our family's pet hamster during this time. When my mom got home at nearly midnight, she shouted and screamed at me after realising the hamster's water bottle was empty, and that he was lying still in his cage. We took him to the vets, but he was too dehydrated to resuscitate.
This was as a result of me playing Halo 3, so I decided to tell my mom that Bungie was clearly to blame for my hamster's neglect. I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure this was the right thing to do. I couldn't really help what I did, and it wasn't me that made the game.
I just wanted to get this off my chest.
RIP Hammy.
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wow this is seriously hilarious.
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go to hell! poor hamster
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Its your fault dude. You made the choice to neglect your hamster and you can't blame that on people that do what they are paid to do. There are always choices in your life, and you made a bad one.
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I also had a hamster a couple years ago. Except I took good care of it. It died because it was sick and the vet didn't know how to cure it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chibi 27 COD 4 killed my friend's gerbil. Apparently flashbangs can cause heart attacks in small mammals.[/quote] LMAO
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MARCO POLO666 Bungie: Hamster haters[/quote] lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] greengrunt117 It was not bungie's fault at all, it was because of your addiction of halo 3. I always remember to take out my dog, even if it is in the middle of the match, or after a game I tell my friend to wait a minute so I can give my dog some food and water.[/quote] Good man, good man.
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It was not bungie's fault at all, it was because of your addiction of halo 3. I always remember to take out my dog, even if it is in the middle of the match, or after a game I tell my friend to wait a minute so I can give my dog some food and water.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] excommunicated LOL. No one stupid enough to let their hampster starve could write a post that coherent. Hammy? That proves it's fake because that is definitely the worst, most unoriginal name for a hampster, and I really hope that no one would use it.[/quote] My hamster was named Nippy. Hammy doesnt seem made up in that since.... And this is no laughing matter. Why would this poor soul lie about his beloved Hammy being neglected and starved. If Bungie had not have made Halo 3 so incredibly ballsy, none of this would have happened. Its a crying shame.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mrxchow This is absolutley tragic. Bungie needs to give you financial and reconal compensasion for this tragic event. It isn't your fault Halo is so amazing that you cant put down the controller. This is a pure and simple matter that needs to be dealt with immediatley by Bungie staff members directly. Bungie should pay for all food costs ever spent, cage costs, cost of "Hammy" himself, and any burial services. Bungie, you forced this boy to murder his hamster. Now he must live with a burden all his life; that he let poor "Hammy" whither and die a slow, painful death. How does that make you feel, Bungie. How does that make you feel. RIP Hammy.[/quote] Oh my God... Forum Troll, I hope. Or the biggest liberal on the planet.
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This is absolutley tragic. Bungie needs to give you financial and reconal compensasion for this tragic event. It isn't your fault Halo is so amazing that you cant put down the controller. This is a pure and simple matter that needs to be dealt with immediatley by Bungie staff members directly. Bungie should pay for all food costs ever spent, cage costs, cost of "Hammy" himself, and any burial services. Bungie, you forced this boy to murder his hamster. Now he must live with a burden all his life; that he let poor "Hammy" whither and die a slow, painful death. How does that make you feel, Bungie. How does that make you feel. RIP Hammy.
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R.I.P. Hammy *crying face*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Starscream666 I hope this is a joke or else you are not responsible to take care of a pet![/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S2 Yesterday, I decided to play Halo 3 with some friends. I found it very addicting, and played for hours on end, pretty much the whole day. We had a great time. However, I was supposed to feed and water our family's pet hamster during this time. When my mom got home at nearly midnight, she shouted and screamed at me after realising the hamster's water bottle was empty, and that he was lying still in his cage. We took him to the vets, but he was too dehydrated to resuscitate. This was as a result of me playing Halo 3, so I decided to tell my mom that Bungie was clearly to blame for my hamster's neglect. I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure this was the right thing to do. I couldn't really help what I did, and it wasn't me that made the game. I just wanted to get this off my chest. RIP Hammy.[/quote] That's your damn fault! I hope Bungie laughs at you.
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EPIC FAIL
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Idiot.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chibi 27 COD 4 killed my friend's gerbil. Apparently flashbangs can cause heart attacks in small mammals.[/quote] you should see what an artillery strike in Bad Company can do to fish
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I'm sure hammy will enjoy his home in hell.
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i would hate to be a pet of yours really i don't want to starve to death sad but true
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Comrad117 It appears Bungie killed your brain as well.[/quote] LOL.
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Poor Hammy! D=
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It appears Bungie killed your brain as well.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chibi 27 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MuffProductions NOO THE HAMSTER IS DEAD!!! QUICK BLAME A VIDEO GAME![/quote]You sound like Jack Thomson.[/quote] Oh, the luls that ensued... Good one man.
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Liberal much?
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sattelite hates puppies, bungie hates hamsters.... simple....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MuffProductions NOO THE HAMSTER IS DEAD!!! QUICK BLAME A VIDEO GAME![/quote]You sound like Jack Thomson.
