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Edited by TheSpaceGeneral:
7/28/2015 9:49:14 PM
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I am Valus Ta'aurc. Ask me Anything.
I am Valus Ta'Auruc, commander of the Siege Dancers. Speak or I will run you over with my land tank.
By popular demand, I am no longer a Fallen.
I'm back from vacation, guys! I'm sorry if I didn't reply to your questions while I was gone, the Ishtar Sink has terrible wifi, the Vex are really protective of it.
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesYou fake, Im the real Valus Ta`aurc
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3 RepliesHow the -blam!- do you have infinite ammo man?
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Why are you a Vex unit
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Get a treadmill
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Is everyone on your planet obese?
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3 RepliesWhy does your machine gun have the precision of a sniper rifle?
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Edited by Nizzy 303: 3/16/2015 3:15:34 AMAre you actually larger then the other Cabal, or are you just controlling a power suit in a very Dr. Wily/ MegaMan like manner?
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1 Replywhy do you have peanut size head? xD
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4 RepliesWhy did you send Hunters to try to sabotage my R.A.M. Drive?
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What's with all the armor
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How many Big Macs do you eat each day?
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Why are you so fat?
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Where do the rockets come from Valus? *sits down and sips coffee
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6 RepliesWill you hire me for your Gawd?
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Hey bro thx for removing the fallen but.. Not vex.. Plz no vex...
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1 ReplyI really like you. Why don't others like you?
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2 RepliesEdited by VII: 3/16/2015 2:12:28 AMWhy are you a giant badass space turtle. But your guard are all just normal space turtles with extra armor? Go recruit Primus Sha-whatever or something. Your guards are puny. Also: Where the heck do all those rockets come from? I don't even see any muzzles. Oh. And one more thing. How is your species so varied their size can rage from the size of man, to the size of a school bus?
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1 ReplyWhat do you have against the noble apostrophe? Is that the garlic to your vampire, the Kryptonite to your Superman, the constitution to your Obama?!
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How the head after the barrage of gally rockets you got from me.
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1 ReplyIf I saw you on the street and yelled "hey rockets mcdickface!", would you answer?
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Why are you so mad all the time? Me and my two friends just wanted to invite you to brunch, and before you know it your 3 Lt's just tried to kill us?! That's crazy right? So...wanna go to brunch?
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Why the -blam!- is your gun so accurate
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Your a dick like me.hahahaha
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I hated you so much until I kicked your ass
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3 RepliesWhy can't you just call your gun a "light machine gun"? What's with Heavy Slug Thrower ?
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Does it bother you that many people including myself refer to you as Rockets McDickface?
