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8/18/2008 5:33:45 AM
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you got morning wood and ur mom walks in to wake u up what do YOU do!!
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Why would I care? Its completely normal. Or i might just 1. Z or R twice 2. Barrel Roll 3. ??? 4. Profit
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b no he got a week ban for spam[/quote] Oh, ok then.
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I know exactly what to do sense this has happened to me before. When I woke up, I noticed I had "morning wood" and my parents were in the room. I had to get up for school and there was no other way I could hide my "wood." So, I decided to make a fool of myself and I quickly dropped to my knees and started crawling out. My parents laughed and they didn't notice the "tail" between my legs. Although, one time I woke up with "morning wood" and I didn't notice it and my mom was in the room again. I had to go brush my teeth and I just walked by her. I don't know if she noticed it. Hope she didn't.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Naza The Noob [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] QuietPerson [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b Why would she care? She wouldnt knowing perfectly well that im not into her becuase i am G@Y[/quote]Are you The new Fastheadcrab or that last G** guy?[/quote] if you mean blazeddragon then yea that was me that was an alt and fyi hancock is fasthead he got banned again[/quote] I hope it wasnt my fault FastHead got banned, I figured out who he was, and said it outloud the other day. Then some of his friends got angry cos I said his name, and gave him away.[/quote] no he got a week ban for spam
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] QuietPerson [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b Why would she care? She wouldnt knowing perfectly well that im not into her becuase i am G@Y[/quote]Are you The new Fastheadcrab or that last G** guy?[/quote] if you mean blazeddragon then yea that was me that was an alt and fyi hancock is fasthead he got banned again[/quote] I hope it wasnt my fault FastHead got banned, I figured out that he was Hancock , and said it outloud the other day. Then some of his friends got angry cos I said his name, and gave him away. [Edited on 08.17.2008 11:29 PM PDT]
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I'd ask her to bring my little sister in...
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[quote] What is that on your hand? [/quote] [quote] IT'S MILK I SWEAR! [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] QuietPerson [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b Why would she care? She wouldnt knowing perfectly well that im not into her becuase i am G@Y[/quote]Are you The new Fastheadcrab or that last G** guy?[/quote] if you mean blazeddragon then yea that was me that was an alt and fyi hancock is fasthead he got banned again
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Seriously, I'd do a barrel roll. Just roll over. Problem solved.
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Just explain to your mom that its perfectly normal and show her how to get it to go away
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"i was scratching my self, i swear"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b Why would she care? She wouldnt knowing perfectly well that im not into her becuase i am G@Y[/quote]Are you The new Fastheadcrab or that last G** guy?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rugby_rox I know what I'd do if your mom walked in when I had morning wood...[/quote] lawl?
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I know what I'd do if your mom walked in when I had morning wood...
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Barrel Roll?
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inb4 Barrell Roll.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jordan15b Why would she care? She wouldnt knowing perfectly well that im not into her becuase i am G@Y[/quote] Dat's wassup...
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thats nothing. I've been caught "enjoying" myself with that hard on when my mom walked in in the morning. pants down too. [Edited on 08.17.2008 9:59 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonicJon WHAT"S WITH ALL THE SEX POSTS DEALING WITH YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY!?[/quote] It is Wincest night on the Flood. Depends, Does she get turned on by the "wood"? [Edited on 08.17.2008 9:46 PM PDT]
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run for the hills!!!!!!!1
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Think of grandma
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um, i sleep with my legs up, so noone would notice.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonicJon WHAT"S WITH ALL THE SEX POSTS DEALING WITH YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY!?[/quote] Maybe he lives in Alabama No offense to non-incestual Alabamans intended =P
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Why would she care? She wouldnt knowing perfectly well that im not into her becuase i am G@Y
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When I got it for the first time as a youngster, I ran into my parents room thinking something was totally wrong. I was freaking out screaming and stuff, but then they explained to me that every boy has that... I was about three or four at this time and honestly had no idea what happened to my "pee-pee" while I was asleep. That was really the only time my mother had ever seen me with the "wake-up winky." [Edited on 08.17.2008 9:38 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonicJon WHAT"S WITH ALL THE SEX POSTS DEALING WITH YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY!?[/quote] YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK TOO!?
