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8/17/2008 9:06:18 PM
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In Need of "Short People jokes" -Cookies for the best joke!!
First off I want to go ahead and say that I mean No offense to anyone that may be short in anyway. Please do not get mad at me, this is just for fun!
Anyway back to the subject at hand..
I am in great need of some really good short people jokes.
The reason Is that, My best friend "Matt" is....well... short, infact very short for his age at almost 18.
Matt and I had made an agrement the other day and we decided that He can make all the "Mexican jokes" about me that he wants to, If he lets me make all the "short people" jokes that I want to about him and lately I havent really been able to come up with anything good, but he has been burning me with joke after joke and I sadly remeber the treaty that we made as I pull back my arm from wanting to punch him in the stomach.
So I ask you My friends at Bungie, Can you help me?? I am in desperate need of some good jokes and you have always been...a help in the past...most of the time that is.
O and I am going to make this a little competitive..whoever makes me laugh the most with there joke will recive a box of cookies in the mail =D
*there can only be one winner to this
lol Please HELP!!
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your so short, if you were to suck my -blam!-, i'd have to drop to my knees.
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you're so short you need a ladder to suck my -blam!-.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] luIz *suicides*[/quote] Damnit, not again.
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See why I want it to be competitive BLIB you already killed off Lulz
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] luIz SHUT UP[/quote] Wassat? I can't hear you from way up here. XD I'll stop now, I'm sorry.[/quote] *suicides*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] luIz SHUT UP[/quote] Wassat? I can't hear you from way up here. XD I'll stop now, I'm sorry.
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lol yah right: BLIB thats funny : I lol how else could I send you a freakin box of cookies?! [Edited on 08.17.2008 1:19 PM PDT]
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SHUT UP
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l---> height limit for this thread l l l---> your friend is here l l --------
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gravityispainful Yah well I want to make it competitive Fight for the cookies come on people.. but seriosly if you give me your personal address after you win in a msg I will send you a box of oreos[/quote] "Send you a box of Oreos" = Find your house and watch you sleep.
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"When you get a girlfriend, try not to get lost inside her V*****!"
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ok nvm i found one out"hey kid have you seen my freind?"*my not be funny*
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Yah well I want to make it competitive Fight for the cookies come on people.. but seriosly if you give me your personal address after you win in a msg I will send you a box of oreos
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] luIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deviant Shadow Is being 5'10" at 22 yrs of age considered short?[/quote] I don't know, but being 5' 3" and almost 16 is. >:([/quote] Teehee. Lil' munchkin.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] flaming idiot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mondoux Well you could annoy him by taking somthing of his putting it way into the air and saying you cant hav it.[/quote]Ball punch. Cant block with your hand so high in the air. Think harder next time.[/quote] thats what the other hand is for and to push him away by the head
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deviant Shadow Is being 5'10" at 22 yrs of age considered short?[/quote] I don't know, but being 5' 3" and almost 16 is. >:(
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YOU CANT BUY ME WITH A COOKIE!!! WTF GUYS STOP SELLIN OUT... this giving people cookies -blam!- is not CUTE anymore.. I don LIKE IT! I'll just tell you a joke for free... your so short, you look like a child...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] flaming idiot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mondoux Well you could annoy him by taking somthing of his putting it way into the air and saying you cant hav it.[/quote]Ball punch. Cant block with your hand so high in the air. Think harder next time.[/quote] Agreed. I've done that before. It's now common sense to me.
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im short shut the fudge up
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no offence but i cant make any
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mondoux Well you could annoy him by taking somthing of his putting it way into the air and saying you cant hav it.[/quote]Ball punch. Cant block with your hand so high in the air. Think harder next time.
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You mean Luke jokes?
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Well you could annoy him by taking somthing of his putting it way into the air and saying you cant hav it.
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lol, lol keep them coming!
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You're so short, people put you on their legs because they think you are minature pants with less legging!
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3 -blam!- guys are in a hot tub... a condom floats to the top, and one of 'em says, "Hey! Who farted?" Short people can be -blam!- too, don't discriminate.
