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Edited by Zombarney:
3/10/2015 1:29:01 AM
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you are forced to have sex with a mermaid
Which half do you go for?
The end result has to be a child. It has to make something
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I'd go for both.
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I don't want fish breath in my face, so the woman on top, fish on bottom.
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2 Replies[quote]Which half do you go for? The end result has to be a child. It has to make something[/quote] If you remember that futurama episode the bottom half is pretty bad so I chose top
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Top half If you remember that futurama episode you know what to pick
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Does she have big tits?
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Edited by PerilousLoki: 3/10/2015 5:14:49 AMBoth. But first comes the dolphin then I'll do the mermaid. http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/95973806/0/0
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4 RepliesPut it in her blow hole
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I'll just roll with the traditional mermaid.
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9/10 would bang
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1 Reply[quote]forced[/quote]
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Well salmon just sort of blow there load all over the place and then die on top of it. I would assume that having sex with a mermaid involves fapping onto a pile of eggs with a dead half fish chick laying on top of them. I think even if someone's holding a gun to my head I would go to jail for this so I am just going to pass.
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3 RepliesThat is impossible to have a child. DNA can only be combined (naturally) through two organisms having the same amount of chromosomes. Humans and fish have different amounts of chromosomes thus making it impossible for a situation of that sort to happen. The only way it could possibly be done by getting DNA samples of both organisms, Doing some genetic engineering and then getting something that would probably die quickly. [spoiler] I know, I'm a nerd. [/spoiler]
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Human top, fish body. I'll figure it out.
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2 RepliesUh...
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6 RepliesI don't understand the part were you say which half are you saying what half is human or fish or something?
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Bumpety
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Are mermaids warm blooded or cold blooded? Also, do they produce milk to feed their young like humans?
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Bumpety
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1 Reply[quote]Which half do you go for? The end result has to be a child. It has to make something[/quote] How I see no hole oh wait the mouth!!!! SALVATION!!!!
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I'm ok with boobs and blow jobs. Besides, fish have vaginas too. It would just be a little stranger.
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Put it in her blow hole
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Fish have vaginas so id go for the traditional mermaid and the tail.
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1 ReplyJerk it over the eggs bby
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Human bottom half *insert Lenny face here*
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The one with the boobs
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4 RepliesIt has to make a child? Well, first, I bake it and make fish soufflé, then mold it into a child, then pour amino acids onto it. There, living creature.
