A giant shank. It should be called Hank the Shank and it should wear a wolf pelt because it is the leader of the House of Wolves. The fight should contain three phases which go as follows: PHASE 1.) In the arena, a dreg named Greg comes out in a bikini holding a sign that has "ROND WUN" At that point a covered platform will raise in the center of the arena. After 15 seconds, the red velvet curtain would raise, revealing Hank, Kell of the Wolves. Hank will fight with the Guardians as normal, although his cannon should now be a shrapnel launcher and it should be accompanied by two wire cannons and a grenade launcher. After his entrance, the Guardians should be free to attack Hank. After losing 33% of his health, Hank should fall. At which point a maintenance worker will come out and begin polishing Hank's armour and combing the fur on his wolf pelt. All the while, Hank's light should be blinking rapidly. Once the maintenance worker has finished, he should scuttle back to the doorway from whence he came. Phase two should then commence. PHASE 2.) Now, Greg should again walk out of a doorway in a bikini, holding a sign that says "ROND TOO" Hank should now have a solar shield. Hank will rise, shooting at the Guardians again. At this point, 5 Reaver Captains should come out to accompany him. After the captains have been killed a solar cannon should drop on the side of the map opposite of where the Guardians spawn. This cannon is the only way to drop Hank's shield. The cannon needs to be wielded by one Guardian who will move at 70% of their normal speed while they are holding the cannon. Dropping the cannon will cause Hank to rapidly shoot his shrapnel launcher at the cannon, attempting to destroy it, while his wire cannons try to kill the Guardians. If his health is taken down an additional 33% he will fall to the ground again. At this point, he will be leaking oil. Two maintenance workers will come out to Hank's assistance, one will mop up the oil puddle then polish his metal while the other combs his wolf pelt while whispering inspirational musings. After their job has finished, they will scuttle away as Hank begins to rise. PHASE 3.) Greg should once more walk out of a doorway in a bikini holding a sign that saus "ROND TREEH" Hank will now fire all of his cannons rapidly, while he spawns 5 Reaver Captains and 35 regular shanks. After the Captains and shanks have been killed, the solar cannon will again drop. However it will be guarded by a continuous flow of shanks. Ideally, 2 guardians will accompany the cannon holder and escort him back to the spawn zone. The cannon holder will now have to drop Hank's shields and the rest of the fireteam should then unload damage on Hank. The cannon holder will have to drop Hank's shields a second time while taking constant fire from Hank. The rest of the fireteam should then unload more damage on Hank until he falls once again. Now more maintenance workers should come out and, seeing Hank is beyond repair, kneel by his body weeping. As a reward for the raid, one or two random guardians should receive a pet shank wearing a coonskin cap. FIN.