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Edited by xXRaWxKILLAXx:
3/8/2015 5:14:50 AM
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If you buy telemetries from Xûr, you're booted from my raid.
Earn your xp the normal way. Don't be a scrub.
Edit: Why is anyone falling for this? It's the most obvious satire ever.
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesYa I buy telemetries and put them on in raids, maxed my fate of all fools in one Crota run, works so well.
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You forget what forums you're on... That is why people are falling for it. The fact you are mocking the "earners" is proof enough the people on these forums prove there are people out there that can actually ask "stupid questions."
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Shut up Meg.
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 0/3
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Lol, gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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1 Replysince you used the word "scrub" you are muted & ill avoid you at all costs
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I'll give you points for originality.
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That's not satire, that's sarcasm
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1 ReplyI only raid with tripedal, Octagonal, silicon based life forms from the eight dimension of time space. Ask me any thing...?
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If you play Destiny, you will be automatically booted from my fireteam.
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1 ReplyI think its funny that no one can actually see them (as far as I know) when inspecting.... 10/10 for originality. Clever..made me laugh.
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2 RepliesCan we please stop calling this satire? It's sarcasm. Not even funny. Even you don't think it's funny.
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5 RepliesYou forgot your #satire, but alas this is what the Forums are regarded to these days is a bunch of trolls, and complainers. Hardly any positive posts these days...
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5 RepliesHey i bought some boot me plz lil troll lol
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6 RepliesThere's a reason he sells them, stupid. My friend and I laughed hard at you.
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2 RepliesHow would you know?
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2 RepliesTelemetries + bounty returns is the only way to go bro! You can grind all you like, I chose wisely!
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4 RepliesWhere's #satire?
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4 RepliesAre you aware of Poe's Law? "Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing." Think about it.
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1 ReplyPls forgivv me I bought 2 but I will throw away before raids pls, thanks
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2 RepliesEdited by SGT DUPREY: 3/8/2015 4:49:20 AMWhat if you have two from weapons in your vault? Wait I got it, I "earned them" by dismantling the guns... Edit: lawl.
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4 RepliesIt's brats like you why I pull out
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2 RepliesEdited by tks9902: 3/8/2015 4:32:43 AMIf you use glimmer to upgrade your weapons you will be booted from the line at the DMV.
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3 RepliesSo these bad "satire" threads, that aren't funny at all and only exist to hook a few people with questionable common sense, get to stay while funny ones get ninja justice? Those are some interesting modding choices.
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If you play destiny your getting booted for my grandpas fireteam
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1 ReplyI know this is satire but exactly how are you supposed to know if someone uses it or not? You can't boot everyone or you'll be lonely...and sad...and lonely...no friends...And lonely... Poor thing :(
