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3/7/2015 2:12:08 AM
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I wish Deej would stop these jerkoff fests.
Deej: hey king how you doing hahah
King: well great deej i love your game theres so much to do!!!!
Deej: hahah thank you king we all know your the best your famous on twitch!
King: no deej your the best i just love to make you happy for giving me everything in the game that you announced prior to release.
Deej: thanks king your the best! As you know were doing everything we can for the community. We listen to all the common posts. But back to you what do you like to do on twitch.
King: well i just like to enjoy your game and make an environment were people can enjoy the game too.
Deej: wow thats awesome no wonder youre the king
King: i dont call my self that you can call me babe. I dont like to steal the glory.
Deej: ok babe so how can we alter the game for you?
King(babe): well deej the game is perfect i really enjoy how you guys added error codes. The game gets intense so its nice to take a breather haha. But honestly i just want you guys to change the weapons again. I dont want to take the time to learn a weapon so if you could just re work them to fit my play style thatd be great!
Deej: we can defintly do that for you you big hunk. People have been complaining about network problems and lack of content. Should we be woried?
King(babe): honestly i dont understand that there is not a single problem with the game like i said before getting kicked out of a raid or night fall just means bathroom break. And as of lack of content i dont agree theres missions strikes and raids this game has it all!
Deej: well thank you babe but our times up i cant wait to watch you play the game on twitch theres nothing more fun to a gamer then watching someone else play a game!
King(babe): yes id have to agree thank you for having me i love you deej and i love your game thats why my source of income is playing it from my moms cellar!
End transmission:
Off air:
King: ok so do i get paid now?
Deej: yes heres the discussed amount of 750k
King: i thought we said 1m?
Deej: well since you said live on air that you want a weapon reworking now we have to do that and its coming from your cut.
King: you scripted it i didnt have a choice i wanted the servers and bugs to be fixed.
Deej: no im pretty sure you said weapon reworking you signed a contract that voids you from saying anything other than that.
King: you tricked me!!!!
Deej: technically we just paid you to say what we wanted. Were a business after all were just here to make some money.
| deej turns to dev team and RNGeniuses |
Deej: clone him put him back on twitch and then eliminate the original. Noone will know the difference they all hate him now anyways.
DeV team: should we proceed with the weapon nerfing master?
Deej: wait a month then proceed. Lets keep the players foaming at the mouth waiting for a patch.
Dev team: yes master!
(Basically what goes on at bungie HQ)
Edit 1: thanks for all the support guys if you want to have some fun with the clan join us were " The Six Wolf Lords" some people have been asking
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LOL I don't know why I didn't read this earlier! This is sooo much a better read than any of Deej's posts! Awsome!
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Its called PR.. They need to hype the game up and make it seem like it is more than it is
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Buuuuuuump
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Yup thats how Dee J got me that slimy bastard.
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[quote]I wish Deej would stop these jerkoff fests. Deej: hey king how you doing hahah King: well great deej i love your game theres so much to do!!!! Deej: hahah thank you king we all know your the best your famous on twitch! King: no deej your the best i just love to make you happy for giving me everything in the game that you announced prior to release. Deej: thanks king your the best! As you know were doing everything we can for the community. We listen to all the common posts. But back to you what do you like to do on twitch. King: well i just like to enjoy your game and make an environment were people can enjoy the game too. Deej: wow thats awesome no wonder youre the king King: i dont call my self that you can call me babe. I dont like to steal the glory. Deej: ok babe so how can we alter the game for you? King(babe): well deej the game is perfect i really enjoy how you guys added error codes. The game gets intense so its nice to take a breather haha. But honestly i just want you guys to change the weapons again. I dont want to take the time to learn a weapon so if you could just re work them to fit my play style thatd be great! Deej: we can defintly do that for you you big hunk. People have been complaining about network problems and lack of content. Should we be woried? King(babe): honestly i dont understand that there is not a single problem with the game like i said before getting kicked out of a raid or night fall just means bathroom break. And as of lack of content i dont agree theres missions strikes and raids this game has it all! Deej: well thank you babe but our times up i cant wait to watch you play the game on twitch theres nothing more fun to a gamer then watching someone else play a game! King(babe): yes id have to agree thank you for having me i love you deej and i love your game thats why my source of income is playing it from my moms cellar! End transmission: Off air: King: ok so do i get paid now? Deej: yes heres the discussed amount of 750k King: i thought we said 1m? Deej: well since you said live on air that you want a weapon reworking now we have to do that and its coming from your cut. King: you scripted it i didnt have a choice i wanted the servers and bugs to be fixed. Deej: no im pretty sure you said weapon reworking you signed a contract that voids you from saying anything other than that. King: you tricked me!!!! Deej: technically we just paid you to say what we wanted. Were a business after all were just here to make some money. | deej turns to dev team and RNGeniuses | Deej: clone him put him back on twitch and then eliminate the original. Noone will know the difference they all hate him now anyways. DeV team: should we proceed with the weapon nerfing master? Deej: wait a month then proceed. Lets keep the players foaming at the mouth waiting for a patch. Dev team: yes master! (Basically what goes on at bungie HQ) Edit 1: thanks for all the support guys if you want to have some fun with the clan join us were " The Six Wolf Lords" some people have been asking[/quote] [spoiler]OP is an odd child[/spoiler]
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Yoooo.... YouTube live action that shit. Get a deej lookalike and a gay King and your looking at a fat jew.tv spot lol
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Hahahaha xD lol
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Edited by Night_terror15: 3/7/2015 5:26:03 AMBump because this is funny as Hell
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You=dumbass
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[quote]You=dumbass[/quote] [spoiler]you're lame & probably 11 years old[/spoiler]
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That's funny cause you obviously have nothing better to do then come up with stupid ass conversations.. You are so freaking dumb
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Yes. I am 11 years old. Yup.
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You is so dumb Hooray for grammar [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
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The grammar [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] arrived hide the jews
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>Implying Deej is in charge of Bungie
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[quote]>Implying Deej is in charge of Bungie[/quote] Implying that implying is implying.
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Rrrrrrright
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NO ONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR POSTS YOU KEEP SPAMMING. Can't you realize that already? They should've already banned you for spamming such idiotic posts.
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[quote]NO ONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR POSTS YOU KEEP SPAMMING. Can't you realize that already? They should've already banned you for spamming such idiotic posts.[/quote] You're supposed to respond to their post. Not post an individual comment.
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I give a crap. He put a lot more effort into that post than 'deej' does for his, and he's not getting paid for it. Also, you just come across as dumbass so if anyone should get banned, in my opinion its you.
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His post is incorrect like so many random idiots on this forum. The people interviewed are NOT paid. They are only interviewed, and they aren't told what to say.
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[quote]His post is incorrect like so many random idiots on this forum. The people interviewed are NOT paid. They are only interviewed, and they aren't told what to say.[/quote] Anyone with YouTube could tell you thos.
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Lies lies lies
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But the person writing the interview up for the post IS paid, and the guy with the twitch stream gets money based on the number of views, which will undoubtedly go up if he's featured on the Bungie website. Its just lazy. All they do is surf twitch looking for people to do their job for them. If these posts were published in a print magazine, they'd have to stamp 'advertorial' across the top.
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[quote]But the person writing the interview up for the post IS paid, and the guy with the twitch stream gets money based on the number of views, which will undoubtedly go up if he's featured on the Bungie website. Its just lazy. All they do is surf twitch looking for people to do their job for them. If these posts were published in a print magazine, they'd have to stamp 'advertorial' across the top.[/quote] Go away.
