[i]Dear Brandon4K210
don't make me school your ass on interior decoration again! I find it rich coming from a guy who lives on a spaceship when there's a whole god damn TOWER available to you. he's not a troll, that's Javier the Gatekeeper. he's there to keep you scrubs out of my lair. like hell you don't wanna hurt me, you kill me with a damn Sword! I have Arthritis in my knee! would you like it if you had Arthritis in your knee, and I stabbed you there? no, you wouldn't! also, those deformed thralls are Ogres. big difference. and I will not hide them. they are beautiful in their own hideous and disgusting way. and I give you less loot chests because we aren't dumb enough to give you idiots equipment to kill us with.
P.S. just for you, I'm going to double - no - TRIPLE the amount of Shriekers in the Hallway. I hope you know the Lyrics to "Purple Rain", because it's about to rain HEAVY on you motherf***ers now!
much love, your least favourite Raid Boss, Crota, Son of Oryx.[/i]
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Lol! Brandon just got told by Crota
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Letters 1 - 4 are out.
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Lmao!!!!!!
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And sorry about my boy frisky destroying you with his super human ability to use sword
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Number three is out by the way
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This makes my day 😂
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When the third one comes out you better do another one of these, very funny. Also where's your response on what he said about the chalice
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Please, keep replying to these threads.
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Dear crota I know we started with a rough start I brought you cookies to hard mode but you just slapped them out of my hands you made me cry. You have no soul jumping off and harassing my friends every time I run sword this has to end I will bring you a picture of your father and hang it up right there on the glass where you look at me
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He has an oversoul...
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Atheon vs Crota: [spoiler]fight! *ding ding!*[/spoiler]
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Heavy Ammo everywhere... Thank you so much Crota
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Dear Crota Are you friends with Atheon because he said u suck and I bet u could kill him because he has to use a gun
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Everyone knows not to bring a knife to a gun fight.
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but hunters win with a knife in the middle of a gun fight so crota is a hunter
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Oh my god, u broke the code
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hunters are crap