I don't even understand what you're trying to say.

>says kids these days are thick as fuuck >uses over exposure of YouTube videos as evidence >defends his generation with over exposure of fantasy TV shows >lol Stop being such a nostalgia rat. They were saying the same thing about your generation when you were a kid.

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I really, really hate this mind set. It's been held by the older generations for centuries, yet we haven't learned from it. People said the exact same thing about jazz, and rock, and hair bands, and metal, and rap, and hip hop, and everything else about the culture associated with a given generation, and that the younger generation was in decline and they were all morons, and yet somehow the technology and knowledge of each generation continues to increase. I'm sure my generation will say the same to our kids, and they'll say the same to our grandkids, but that doesn't make it right. If you have an issue with kids these days, please either try to teach them the way you think is right (as a responsible adult should mentor the younger generation) or keep it to yourself, but for the love of all things holy don't go whining about it on a forum for a game made with teenagers as part of the target audience. And if you do need to get it out of your system, you could at least use proper spelling and grammar when talking about how stupid someone else is, because it doesn't exactly make you seem like a shining beacon of intelligence if you can't figure out where to put a period.

plot twist, OP is 10

Dude my dad raised me right. I've watched all that shit

I grew up in the 70s you damn hippies get gud scrub

Because the parents are morons who don't know what discipline is. Anything is child abuse. The other day at work I heard this kid call his mom "such a hater" because she wouldn't get him a soda or something stupid like that. I cringed all the way to the back room

Excuse me I am afraid you are mistaken, the majority of teens are retarded. Dont see any of you guys designing a anti matter catalysed fusion space drive.which can theoretically work.if you can find away to lessen the 25 million billion kw it takes to make a single gram of hydrogen anti protons at CERN.

When I read the title I thought booty and I was like wtf!