You're gonna have a bad time playing destiny if:
You don't have Gjallahorn yet
You use No Land Beyond...evar
The other team has 3 defenders with crest of alpha lupi
You're trying to do the thorn pvp bounty
You've come in contact with KermitTheFrog
You get all your engrams from a loot cave
You're an OCD gun collector...cuz no rooms in da vault
Your favorite exotic is Universal Remote
You just got the Vex Mythoclast and want to try it out in crucible
You're running Cerberus Vae III with angry mod on and no burn
You run doubles skirmish and the other team has final round snipers
You maxed out all your exotics before TDB launched
You wanted an immersive, thought provoking story
You haven't reached puberty yet
You thought the forums were a good place to express your opinions
You like getting genuine feedback from community managers
You run into a ward of dawn like an idiot with a defender waiting for you (I told him I'd add it)
You cry nerf and they end up butchering all your favorite weapons
Your raid armor just became obsolete when the new expansion dropped
You re-upgraded your exotic weapon from Xur because you didn't pay attention to attack values
Your kid just deleted your account
You decided to put in the effort to obtain necrochasm
You french fried when you should've pizzad
You take this post too seriously and get offended...
Edit1: added a few more items to the list
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... If you are playing the game just to get a g horn. That's really dumb.