I decided to call it quits. My girlfriend would constantly walk around naked and distract me while I was playing and mess me up. She would do it at the worst times, like when I'm raiding. It took me two hours to kill rockets mcdoucheface cause she kept flaunting her hot body. I just got tired of it and called it quits. How about you guys? Any annoying girlfriend problems?
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Edited by X-_Fruit_-X: 3/3/2015 1:55:13 PMShe had to be a rather large women if it took two hours to make it past the tv.
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Yeah, moms can be annoying.
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It's times like these when I inform the raid group that I need to shit. 15-20 mins later? All headshots.
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[quote]I decided to call it quits. My girlfriend would constantly walk around naked and distract me while I was playing and mess me up. She would do it at the worst times, like when I'm raiding. It took me two hours to kill rockets mcdoucheface cause she kept flaunting her hot body. I just got tired of it and called it quits. How about you guys? Any annoying girlfriend problems?[/quote]How can you dump your right hand?
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Dude destiny or naked girlfriend... Let's think again Destiny or naked girlfriend... The choice is quite obvious
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Your girlfriend did the same thing to me.....
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U know how I know your a virgin......
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If you can't -blam!- her AND play Destiny at the same time, then you deserve neither
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Lim Jahey. It's a meet to pleasure you bud.
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I'm -blam!-ing blowing up on the inside because of your decision
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And my girl had the audacity to try to blow me while I play Uhhh bitch can you not ? Thanks -_-
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My ex used to do this too. My case far worse, she would provide me with some dome lol while i was playing. At least when she is naked you can ignore. But you cant ignore sone dome
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My gf lets me play as much as I want...and I let her watch her shows on Netflix as much as she wants. It works out great.
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At least your hand is still employed.
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*and then you woke up*
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Marry her. Job sorted. No more distractions I guarantee;)
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Edited by THE COUNT DANTE: 3/3/2015 6:29:50 AMShow me the world's most attractive woman, I will show you a man who is sick of her shit.
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I forgot to exit party chat once when my girl demanded my attention. My raid group now calls me Papi Chulo.
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Send her to my place, she can get down on her knees and pray whilst I play.... mmmm a new weapon modifier, pray and play :)
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My one gets excited, comes downstairs and jumps in front of the tv laughing whilst twerking and then just turns her head and stares at me with a - :D - face and I just laugh and smile at her but in my mind I'm -blam!-ing so confused. I still don't know what reaction she wants from me like does she want me to just turn off my xbox ? give her the D? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME JUST TELL ME FOR -blam!- SAKES!
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Pro gamers UNLOAD when there is a loading screen. If she is bored when you are playing, ask her to make you some eggs
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SmoggyPluto would be proud of you.
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If you CAN'T fck and raid Then get on my level scrub.
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There's still time! Rush outside! Get in the car! Drive as fast as you can... And when you get to the hospital, have them reattach your hand.
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I'll take her instead I want the challenge, what's her number?