originally posted in:Lady Boys
The Traveler is the one thing we can trust right now in the Destiny universe. But what do we really know about it? Unfortunately, the Speaker isn't much of a gossip girl, so we're stuck relying on him. The truth is, we here at OBP know the secrets. The traveler is full of something more awesome than anything in the world. It's not Jello. But close...Very close....
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I thought the traveller was a kegel ball...
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The black garden is inside the traveler. He tried to make artificial machines filled with light and it failed. They backfired. Kept trying and eventually made us. Then had us correct his past mistake by wiping them out.
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LOLOLOL Nic Cage xD xD xD
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The darkness
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Lego to Build your own Story :/ [spoiler]i love This Game :3[/spoiler]
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It's secretly the upgraded Epcot ride at Disney
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Banana nut bread.
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The didact from halo
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What, you don't know? The traveler is filled with Exotic Engrams. All of which contains gear that would make you cry. Like Icebreakers with 500 damage. Or Armenteriums with 789 defense. That lets you hold 7 grenades. Or Jellyhorns that have wolfpack rounds on the wolfpack rounds, and those wolfpack rounds have wolfpack rounds on their wolfpack rounds. The armor's light level is all 77. Even the exotic class items. And the ships. And the sparrows. Even the shaders. And they all have perks.
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You know what, screw this, I'm making my own traveler, with blackjack and hookers, actually forget the traveler because it's filled with every guardians hopes and dreams for one item: Gjallahorn...
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A big black dildo
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A tootsie roll... no one ever got past 3 licks though.
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The black garden is inside the traveler !!!
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Boats 'N' Ho's
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Inside the traveler there's many layers, in the center... gum
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The Traveler travels. Its a ship that contains a collection of galaxies. It collects life on it's journey across the universe. The internal universe is so ancient it's forgotten it's in a ship.
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Space Mountain roller coaster.
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[quote]whats inside the traveler ?[/quote] Dlc
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Probably a dick butt
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a club full of whore with sado, orgys, drugs, stripers, hooters and Nicolas Cage is in the entrance like Sn Pedro in the sky. to get inside you must have 25000 glimmer, 100 Strange coins, 50 motes of light and one Gjallarhorn.
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Delicious Cadbury cream.
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The destiny game
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A exclusive club for pre alpha lupi centauri beta players. There is blackjack and hookers yes.
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Bees! Hundreds of them!
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The Traveler is SmoggyPluto's ship
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Jimmy Hoffa, Waldo and Nemo.