I was trying to complete the fusion spree bounty, after the match I got a message telling me to play red rover in the freeway...
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Edit 3. 263 comments and 71 followers I'm shocked! Keep on posting guys I'm really enjoying all the intersting stories and witty banter. Plus were trending [spoiler]never thought a post I made would be trending[/spoiler]
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"Sorry bro I got a girl riding my cock while playing and another one sitting on my face while I eat her out. You prolly don't know the feeling tho since ur such a worthless no life." I can almost hear his mom calling him for dinner...
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"Cheating Bitch" I cried for so long, even tried to kill myself. Those were dark times.
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Edited by GalvanizedChaos: 5/15/2015 11:23:57 AM"Your team is poopy." All properly punctuated and clean. Made me think we just beat up some private school Christian group xD Edit: my own grammar fail
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I remember I corner blocked someone in cod and they sent me this, "it must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket" lol I was dying Hahhaha
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I got a message from random Hispanics.I looked up there message on google translate. They called me poop. Well at least we won.
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A message saying "you got destroyed" even though my team won the trials 5-1
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I've only ever received one hate message. Not because I'm good. "blink shotgun melee all day? cmon" [i]Shut up.[/i]
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Some kid today just called me a f***ing fat camper in trials for using a Multi Tool
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Some kid called me "thorn trash" n i promptly answered with "suck my clit and balls" n he asked me to tell him what that means hah kids..
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I no scoped with final round and the guy was using matador. He told me to get cancer and drink bleach
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Edited by Authority Kills: 6/6/2015 2:55:48 AMYou suck... Also when I get a hate message I send them a message saying thanks for the fanmail
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Teabag me harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Good Lord... where can I start...
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After 6 games in a row ( of winning ) we lost the seventh when a new group came in and one guy sent me a message saying "lol get rekt"
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Ahem. And I quote " you flaming twat if you could get gud and not use the mythoclast then us real crucible genius would be able to use are thorn happily you homosexual twat." Notice how he used "are" instead of our. Prime example of the long river that flows with stupidity.
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Someone spammed my clan messages calling us derogatory words for homosexuals just for using thorn and shotties during iron banner
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Someone threatened to fish slap me with there testicles. That's when I made a Titan defender so I could hide in my bubble
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Edited by ShamWowEnthusiast: 4/15/2015 2:34:17 AMKilled a blade dancer with a melee attack in rumble and he called me a: [spoiler]Good for nothing dumbass pussy that wears a dress because I have no dick and was gay and I should go take a nap in the middle of a busy highway.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Lib3ralwithaGun: 3/3/2015 4:31:55 AMJust today some idiot kept standing right in everyone's way, even when people on our team had rocket launchers. The guy just didn't know how to position himself in Crucible. I didn't have a mic , but at one point I punched him so he would get out of the way. He turned around and stood there for a few moments, so I punched him again and again until he got the point ("STAY OUT OF THE WAY MORON"). By the time the match was over, I went like 19-7 and he was worst on the team with 4-16. He sent me a voice message and said: "You just messed with the wrong guy. You aren't as good as you think you are....." followed by some random cursing and insults that were almost incoherent. I didn't even message him back, because the way his voice sounded was making me lmao. He literally sounded like Al Gore from South Park, in the episode where he was looking for Man-Bear-Pig. He sent another message when I didn't respond challenging me to a Rumble match, but I just ended up avoiding him for "lacking skill". lol I never had someone from my own team send me hate mail....that's a first.
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I got a message saying "You -blam!-ing fag I'll come to your house and shoot you because people like you deserve to die and rot in hell" Ended up giving him my address and have yet to see him
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"i bet you kiss girls fagot."
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Some Canadian redneck took the time out of his busy schedule to send me an audio msg threatening to kill me.
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'big shit noob' I laughed.
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Some dude said I should go die and said a bunch of [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] stuff, and I was like......um how about no
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"Oh wow, you play a dragon ball game? I bet you fap to anime" Just a part of the many voice messages went from someone after I destroyed him in rumble with my level 6 warlock