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Edited by Dolphinizer:
4/28/2015 2:53:48 PM
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Most awkward game chat moments
Whats is your most awkward moment in game chat?
Mine was raiding in #Density with this guy called "Kusherizer" and he and his friend are going on about their parents buying them weed and dealing drugs and I'm just silently sitting there judging them all über hard
[b]Edit: 250 replies, Im so cool![/b]
[b]Edit: 500 replies! I've never had a bigger erection[/b]
[b]Edit: 750 replies! Reach for 1000![/b]
[b]Edit: WE REACHED 1000! And Mom said I would never amount to anything! We showed her![/b]
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2 RepliesIn tf2, I played as demo man and lost the match Spy faced stabbed me [i]spy: I just faces stabbed a demo man Team m8 1: yea stab him Team m8 2: take out the other eye[/i]
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1 Reply"Wait, let me switch to the bigger buttplug first!"
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2 RepliesPut on the mic to some moaning sounds and fapping…
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4 RepliesEverything I say
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2 RepliesEdited by Poison Arrowww: 6/30/2015 6:17:02 AMI violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and have slain the ninja that came for me.
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1 Reply
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Necrobump
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1 ReplyNecrobump?
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i was playing GTA woth one of my friends and I can hear an alarmin the back and he says to me "Ehh... if the fire gets too serious I'll just hop out the window, theres a snowbank"
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37 Replies-Playing gta and this sqeeker keeps killing me -get on my mic as do say to the sqeeker ,"you fāggot what's it like for you balls to not have dropped?" - *long pause* - the sqeeker says."oh they have dropped.....in your mothers mouth!" -I then unplug my mic and say to self,"-blam!- that was good...wholly -blam!-ing -blam!-." I got reked #fazeclan
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Not really a game chat moment and not awkward for me but one time I had a friend off bnet and we exchanged phone numbers after a few days of playing. Then like a week later I was super high and face timed him. I bet it was super awkward for him but I had no idea what was going on so we cheated face to face for a while then ended the FaceTime. Haven't talked to him since
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2 RepliesLeague Play on BO2. Me, a new guy, and a friend all meet this one feller. He's talking really slow and shit, and slightly slurred. He was hitting every shot and everything. Eventually new guy asks him 'are you okay man, you sound odd?' He then says, very slowly and slurred, 'I may have done coke at a party, the game is going real damn slow'.
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6 RepliesEdited by SSDxCrunchyWolf: 7/22/2015 4:03:37 AMFriend: "What does your pussy smell like?" 10 year old girl: "umm... I'm not going to answer that question" Same friend:"Have you ever seen a penis before? If not you should Google imagine one" 10 year old girl: "you're weird". He also said a bunch of other stuff but you guys get the idea. I sometimes hate my friends (-_-) [spoiler]My friend isn't a pedophile creep. He wasn't saying these things to be creepy. He was saying them because he thought her reactions were funny.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm not gonna lie, they were pretty funny.[/spoiler] [spoiler]though I don't condone his actions.[/spoiler] TL;dr Asking 10 year old girls about their butt holes is kinda funny.
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1 ReplyLet's just say that mute button is -blam!-ing bullshit.
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1 ReplyFriend screams and rages over MW2 His mom walks in Yells at him for yelling Commence scream match Friend goes offline in the midst of said match Friend texts me 5 min later saying his mom punted his xbox across the room destroying his xbox Priceless
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3 RepliesGot pulled into a feminist lobby... Never has my own kind turned on me so quickly over the comment....I'm a male and I like large breasts
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1 ReplyEdited by Kallion: 9/24/2015 6:24:34 PMEvery game with Father Fadorable.
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1 ReplyThis dude I was playing VoG with showed a pic of his girls ass on his twitch stream.. I'm not even mad
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2 RepliesI know several people on Xbox Live who regularly use marijuana. Occassionally, you can hear the sound of water bubbling in a bong in the background of their microphones, followed by some coughing and the sound of them putting their headsets back on. One of my friends also told me that he heard faint fapping noises coming from a 12 year old who forgot to mute his mic when they were visiting the strip club in GTA 5. They asked him what he was doing and he said "Nothing!" in a surprised voice.
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1 ReplyBefore The Ham Started taking French >joins Canadians party >All of them speaking French >Ham asks if anyone speaks English. >They all go silent >Ham says bonjour right as one of them says hello >Ham feels like everyone staring at him >leaves
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3 RepliesWell i was playing custom games in halo3 when someone in the lobby goes oh shit tornado warning then about 15 minutes latter you heard the whooshing of air a yell and it said he left the lobby
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Some dude sounded like he was in a bathroom so we asked if he was gaming in his bathtub, he didn't say yes or no so we just kept saying how badass it was that he was gaming in his bathtub.
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One of my friends irl was talking about how "great" his sex life was to all the guys in the party and I'm just sitting back, muted, laughing at how untrue I knew it all was. He hadn't even spoken to a girl in like 3 months aside from me in the party XD
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52 RepliesThere was this guy named CappedTen BulmaRaineG who had this big thing about trying to friend girls on XBL (this was back in the day during late Halo 3 - Early to Mid Halo Reach), and I have no idea how I met him and I hardly knew him but for some reason, we usually played together (I've always felt it was because I'm really good at Halo. He always invited me). Anyway, I join his party one day and we do a Team DMRs on Countdown. Now, this was back when Armor Lock was the shit and I used to use the hell out of it personally - no shame in my game. But there's this girl on the other team who's badass, like she's rivaling me - and I hate to brag, but I'm dead serious when I say that I'm [i]good[/i] at Halo. We go tit for tat and my team pulls off the win barely (I had to carry) and this girl sends a party invite to me. At first I was gonna ignore it, cause you know how people get online when you whoop their ass "1v1 me fgt" and such, but it persisted, so I told Rain what was up (I called him Rain for short). I hop into the party and stuff. Now, I'm as much a man as the next guy, and this chick sounded hot, at least over the mic. She was going on about some shit and something and asked me to play with her in the ZB playlist (I think that's what it was. That shit 343i brought into the mix back in like 2012? 2011?) and I'm like "I was kinda playing with my buddy in that match" or some excuse to not switch in-game parties. I'm loyal as hell. She tells me to inv him and stuff and we'll just do a three-way party and see what's what, and I warned her that he was still a beginner and shit at Halo (He wasn't. I just didn't want to explicitly say that he sucked because I didn't want to come off as being arrogant or some shit. Idk, i can't remember my exact thoughts), but Rain hops into the party and that's when shit got sort of awkward. Like, I don't talk much. I'm a man of few words and small talk isn't my expertise, but I could still hear the conversation those two were having. -- Hands are getting tired, to be continued --
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Whenever I'm the only one with a mic
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5 RepliesEdited by CONRAD ops: 7/30/2015 7:56:56 PM*joins random vog group* Party leader "hey man white power!" Me "um alright pal" Random "ok we just need one more *last guy joins* Party leader and friend "white power!" New guy "I'm black..."
