Kitten Kannon
Description: When you shoot out the kittens, all fluff breaks loose...
Type: Hand Cannon, Primary
Perk: "Accomplice", if the kitten misses, the tiny heat-seeking [b]puppy[/b] bullets will finish the job.
Special Perks: "Two is better than One", shoot multiple kittens from your hands, auto mode. "Nyan, Nyan, Nyan,", one in one hundred chance you shoot out a Nyan Cat, causing double damage and a rainbow explosion, dealing damage to others nearby. "Meh", one in one hundred chance you shoot out a Pusheen, making Guardians and other Guardians nearby lose there drive to fight, thus making them slower, lazier, and have a compelling need to eat cookies.
Magazine: 101
ROF: 95/100
Impact: 80/100
Range: 50/100
Stability: 30/100
Reload: How do you reload on kittens?
Xur sells this once in every sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year, Gjallerhorn ain't got nothing on [b]this[/b].
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LMFAO!