Hi there, and welcome to this thread. Continue reading to find out why [b]YOU[/b] might just be the worst thing to happen to this Community, or if you are considered Royally Blue.
Before entry, I'm just going to need to see your Membership Year badge in order to grant you access.
Whoa, hold the phone there, scrub! That's just a dirty Six Year badge you got there. You know what that means? You're bad and you should feel bad. No amount of Dragon threads would ever allow me to accept you for the monstrosity that you are. No sir!
Hi there, folks. Some of you fine people might know me here as Helveck. And I've come to deliver a message:
It's time to restore things to the finer days. It's time to bring back the Elitism of old. The days when we were free to walk on the lesser creatures here that called themselves "Members", "Heroic Members" and "Legendary Members" have returned. This new standard has been implemented and officiated by yours truly! And if you're a member with 6 Years or less on this site, and in this forum... Just know one thing:
You're trash.
That's right, you're a disappointment and an inferior specimen.
This forum was once ripe with incredible and superior individuals. Their words allowed this place to shine, and brought to life the truest form of beauty and majesty that my eyes had ever seen. And most importantly, we kept the lower beings in their place... Way down in the dirt where they belong.
So, in order to clearly divide the classes, I think it's appropriate to devise a set of rules for each population.
[b]New Age Mythics[/b] [i](Seven years or more)[/i]:
[b]1.[/b] Every forum entry must clearly state in some way, your superior nature to everyone around you.
[b]2.[/b]If a lesser being argues with you, remind them that they do not posses a Membership Badge above Seven Years and as such, all words in which they speak are simply mindless ramblings that no one cares about.
[b]3.[/b] It is your right as a New Age Mythic to tell the lesser people how pointless their threads are, and how they are nothing but a plague on his Community.
[b]4.[/b] Remind lesser people that in addition to their inferior intellectual capabilities, that they will also never be as beautiful as you are.
[b]5.[/b] If the lesser creatures do not flatter you and shower you with compliments, gifts, and gift baskets (usually a combination of crackers, wines and assorted cheeses) PM Moderators and Mentors immediately to rectify this situation. If that does not work, PM Achronos or DeeJ.
[b]6.[/b] If you make a thread a post, and one of the lesser kinda makes a reply directed at you, simply ignore them. Never quote them and never give them any attention. Doing this would deceive them into thinking they possess something relevant to share, when we all know this is simply not true.
[b]7.[/b] You know what? Just mute them. Mute all of them. Not a member with 7+ Years? Yup, muted.
[b]New Age Inferiors[/b] (Six years or less):
[b]1.[/b] Don't post.
[b]2.[/b] If you're dumb enough to break rule #1, immediately PM every member with a badge that is Seven Years or older and apologize for your insolence while also stating that you have learned the error of your ways.
[b]3.[/b] If you STILL feel compelled to post for whatever asinine reason, simply remember that you must always quote and agree with whatever a certain New Age Mythic might be saying. The comfort here is knowing that we are never wrong.
[b]4.[/b] Did you post something stupid? That's ok, we expect that from you! Simply PM Achronos asking him to permanently delete your account, and for an added measure of safety, to ban your IP address. Have a nice holiday!
[b]5.[/b] Whether on the bus, or at your computer desk... If you enter a thread and you see a New Age Mythic, remember to display your reverence by grovelling before us. Make sure that nose touches the ground! We don't want you half-assing this now!
[b]6.[/b] Know that you [i]are[/i] bad. And you're only getting six shitty rules for your six shitty years (If that).
Well, that's all for now folks! Hopefully with these new rules in place, we can all work together towards making this a better, and far superior area of this site. A place where we can once again bask in the glory of our own greatness.
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I think I'll just put my feet up and see how this thread plays out. Thing is, I stepped in something rancid on the way here, and I don't want to funk up my footrest. I'll need the nearest 8-Year pleb front and center immediately.
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Th-thank you, s-sir ;_;
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Edited by TimurNM56: 2/25/2015 12:15:25 PM
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Wait what... OH GOD DAMMIT... *readies the PMs*
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Sad face.
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I already do all of this anyway. I've learned nothing. What are you even here for?
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Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Hell yeah I'm the worst!!! For reasons unbeknownst to me!!!
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Why did I switch to PS and make a new account "Why?!!!" Im just a console switching scrub now ... And after all those hours of flying the damn craft though the levels so I could try them backwards on halo CE.
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I need some names to apologize too.
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It seems to appear they do in-fact...exist. Only spoken of in black-manner.. legends say these creatures forge in darkness, and distinctively exist in uknown form. One day, perhaps, these creatures will come out of their darkness and bathe in fear of the deceived... only to show they are not yet to be forgotten. It appears before our own eyes, homosapiens, but let's not forget to be discreet upon scrutinizing, these [u][b][i]Dungeon Crawlers[/i][/b][/u] can be of great brutality.
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Ah, feels good to be a part of the glorious new mythic club.
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Suck my fatty. I'll do whatever I want.
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Does it count if I have multiple accounts? :)
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Takes one to know one... BOOM SUCK THAT MAN YOU SUCK IT BRAH YEAH!!!
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[quote][u][b]New Age Mythic | im am b0red[/b][/u][/quote] Yeah that works.
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But...04 or bust....
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I cri evry tiem
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Edited by CaptKrunch: 2/25/2015 12:57:36 AMDon't mind me just a six year passing through. You will never silence us 09's!!
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I'm so close. And not worthy.
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I'm such a rebel.
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... is this a joke or something?
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The return to Mythic glory during my 7th year? I must surely be a sign. I approve.
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So I finally get to the year I turn 4, only to find the age of respect lifted to 7! You guys better not lift the age again in 2018 or I'll know for a fact that you're all just having a laugh at the expense of the Reachtards!
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Love this....err...master
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I am a 7-year member, and I approve this message.