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Edited by GATMAN:
3/22/2015 10:10:18 PM
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Chuck Norris Destiny Jokes
Just a little fun what kind of jokes can you make about Chuck Norris and Destiny? It's all fun guys and gals. "Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his ghorn" or "Chuck Norris fist bumps crota and oversoul drops"
Come on guys you must have a sense of humour some where I wanna read your creative jokes on the thread.
Reading some interesting jokes here keep em coming guys.
Hahaha getting better an better jokes keep em coming
Woot keep the jokes coming they are funny as hell. XD
"Chuck Norris approved smoggypluto's ghorn as earned"
Woo "claps" bravo everyone bravo
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"50 shades of crota" epic movie. Bump if you like this thread. Awesome job guys, let's it 500 jokes. Eek keep em.coming guys 389 jokes and counting.
Woo still going guys nice
bump thus thread guys your awesome.
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Chuck Norris beat Oryx in a clapping competition. Crota ram back out of the crystal room when he saw Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris caught a peregrine shoulder charger. Chuck Norris trims his beard with a mythoclast. The gjallarhorm was modelled after Chuck's d**k.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris went into a crucible match and everybody quit of fear then the destiny servers broke down because all of the staff at bungie quit of fear as well.
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5 RepliesChuck Norris donated one of his testicles to science. [spoiler]They call it the Traveler[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThey're called "the Fallen" because they tripped over Chuck Norris' dick. Chuck Norris' beard is its own relic. Rasputin caused the collapse by daring Chuck Norris to roundhouse the traveler. The cabal's entire planet killing arsenal is equal in power to 7.9x10^-48 Chuck Norris punches. The vex built the VoG to study the effect that one Chuck Norris roundhouse has on space-time. Chuck Norris uses dual wielded ballerhorns to trim his nose hair. The poison used by thorn projectiles is made from massively diluted Chuck Norris workout sweat. It makes you manly. To death.
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The Vanguard have a reputation level with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris skips the loading screens. Chuck Norris made No Land Beyond, Yes Land Beyond. Xur comes to the tower every weekend to buy items from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can spot the Gorgons from orbit. Chuck Norris fired his sniper at the moon once. Thus the Hellmouth was formed. Chuck Norris sends Atheon through the timestream. Crota kneels out of respect for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris killed 100 hive majors with No Land Beyond once. Then he started firing. Chuck Norris sends the nightfall to orbit. Chuck Norris gave the Stranger his rifle. The Stranger had time to explain to Chuck Norris why she didn't have time to explain.
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Crotas shield does not regain due to the presence of Norris Chuck Norris taught Randall how to fight Oryx was born from chuck Norris's pre cum The traveler is actually a mold of one of chuck Norris's testicles and Is powered by a single pube The collapse happened because some one on Mars thought that Bruce lee actually could beat chuck Norris so he had to teach everyone a lesson Chuck Norris revives the ghosts
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8 RepliesActual footage of Chuck Norris using the No Land Beyond.
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SmoggyPluto
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a sword to get across the bridge. Chuck Norris doesn't need a bridge to get a across the bridge Chuck Norris doesn't cheese crota, Crota tries to cheese him Chuck Norris decodes his own engrams Chuck Norris beat lord Saladin and shaxx in the crucible Chuck Norris has his own oracles Chuck Norris summons his oversoul on Atheon Chuck Norris can travel to the sun
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2 RepliesChuck Norris has been playing House of Wolves since beta. When Chuck Norris dies playing a nightfall, all remaining enemies are sent to orbit. If you slide-shotty Chick Norris in the crucible, your vault space is reduced to 5 and your console explodes. You also get a very angry letter from Deej. The person The Stranger was talking to over earpiece on Venus? Chuck Norris. I don't have time to explain. Chuck Norris got JellyHorn in the mail. lvl 3 cryptarch reward. Chuck Norris is the other eight. Ask Xür.
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1 ReplyWhen chuck Norris does the lamps, he doesn't get the "weight of darkness", the darkness gets "the weight of Chuck Norris"
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2 RepliesIs Valus sees chuck Norris when he is coming in from the door, he turns around and walks back through it before it closes. Followed by the mission complete countdown
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7 RepliesThe archon priest was never actually imprisoned, he was only hiding from chuck Norris.
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2 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris raids, crota wipes
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2 RepliesThe Gorgons rotate to avoid Chuck Norris' gaze. When Chuck Norris gets ported by Atheon , Atheon is lost in the dark corners of time. Chuck Norris doesn't fall to the Abyss , the Abyss comes to Chuck Norris.
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Edited by STORMER121098: 3/22/2015 6:27:24 PMChuck is the only one who has explored the entire solar system without bungie's approval because they died by a roundhouse kick for not giving him ghally as his starter weapon[spoiler]he didn't need it[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris has a cp on hard Crota and needs a good sword, so he can roundhouse it out of the carrier's hands into Crota's face.
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When Chuck Norris appears the hive are the ones who scream "we've awoken a god!"
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1 ReplyCrota is the son of Oryx, but Oryx is the son of Chuck Norris
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is the Architects
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The original line was "This is Chuck Norris territory, we aren't safe out here!"
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2 RepliesEdited by PhoenixBolt96: 2/24/2015 2:31:19 PMChuck Norris made Crota kneel by himself, with No Land Beyond. Someone shot Chuck Norris with Thorn and they started taking DoT Chuck Norris got hit by Shoulder Charge, and survived Chuck Norris' melee attack is a Fist of Havoc and his grenade is a Nova Bomb Chuck Norris solos raids with uncommon gear Chuck Norris uses Ward of Dawn as a condom The Fallen and Hive tried to avoid the cross-fire of Chuck Norris Atheon is Chuck Norris' robot butler Xür gets his exotics from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can equip more than one exotic at a time Chuck Norris got an exotic from an Uncommon Engram Chuck Norris can equip Gjallahorn as a primary weapon Chuck Norris' sparrow is a Fallen Ketch that he hijacked Chuck Norris has Exotic class armor: his beard Chuck Norris can solo the Crota Hard raid without cheesing Chuck Norris crossed the bridge without a sword
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Chuck Norris killed Randal the Vandal
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Chuck Norris killed Valus as Valus was walking into the room.
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Edited by WHITE BOY WINTER: 2/26/2015 12:33:21 AMSomeone once went in the crucible and tried to shoot Chuck Norris with the Thorne then that player started taking DoT Chuck Norris's super is always supercharged Chuck Norris is all the classes and is level [???] Chuck Norris's shader is ginger Chuck Norris only has a K/K Chuck Norris got all the kills and won the round wile AFK Chuck Norris once got into a fight with the Traveler and told him to be quiet and hasn't spoken sense Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed everyone then it exploded Chuck Norris's ghost is the Traveler When Chuck Norris found that the severs where down it went down in what is now called the collapse
