Hi! I love Destiny. I especially love trying to find glitches and cheats and show them to others on a live feed. I love glitches! And cheats!!
So I met a stranger online and he was totally cool! He offered to help me cheat. You guys know how much I love cheating, so I was all like " ok!" So, like everyone else does, I gave the stranger remote access to my game.
Because all 11 year olds do that, right!? We all just trust random strangers. Especially ones who say they can help us cheat. That's how I learned to used the infinite ammo cheat in crucible. I also love hitch hiking on the side of the freeway! Strangers are always helpful, that's what my mom says.
So the stranger had control of my game, which seemed like the perfect time to walk away and just, you know, let him do some cheating. I'm only 11, and I know that all strangers are helpful, so it was pretty shocking and I cried when I saw that the guy had erased my characters!
Oh man! A stranger that isn't nice?! I just wanted to cheat, and now look! I cried for a little while. Then I realized it's just a game, and I began to learn a VERY POWERFUL LESSON! I started to realize that maybe cheaters don't prosper. I started to understand that maybe I've been too trusting of strangers...
But then the Bungie.net community rallied and praised me as a martyr! They all hate on the bad guy and treat me like a hero! This is great! I'm starting to realize: I [i][b]deserve[/b] to be praised for trying to cheat.[/i] I'm aware that my decisions all of a sudden aren't my responsibility!
[b][i][u]Cheating and trusting random strangers has really helped me out, filled me with new pride, and made me a local legend! [/u][/i][/b]
I'm an 11 year old cheater! So go ahead, ask me anything.
Edit: Wow, I'm surprised at all the strangers who are being so incredibly mean to me for speaking my mind! I thought I was supposed to be pampered and coddled?! I thought this community was all about reinforcing the bad decisions I made. This is so confusing!
EDIT 2: Good morning, strangers! It's day two and the supporters are still so supportive! Looking forward to more free stuff. I was wondering if one of you could do me a favor? See my expensive bike over there? Here's my entire savings, in cash. Would you mind taking my bike to the store and picking up Dying Light for me? And some beer? I know I'm not old enough, but my peers on BUNGIE.net have taught me it doesn't matter!
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Wow, wtf is this about?[spoiler]OP is High[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCan I give you handouts for being a moron? I hope you continue to trust strangers and never learn any lessons. Signed the the bleeding heart masses.
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Wow, what a load of utter horse sh!t.
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So many sensitive people on the forums, especially this post.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/102903361/0/0/1 Bump
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My favorite post I've ever seen in these dumb ass forums
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Karma will deal with kirmit, but the kid should be banned. He tried to cheat
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don't talk to strangers...
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Fail.
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Kek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by HumanTitan8: 2/22/2015 7:34:41 PMHave you met Herbert the Pervert?
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How old are you really?
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Hahahahahaha
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I laughed way too hard at this XD gg dude
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Hahaha hahaha! Hell Yeah! Hilarious dude
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1 ReplyEpic post actually lmao
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2 RepliesI haven't commented on any of these til now so here's my 2 cents: they were both in the wrong. Sure sucks for the kid for having his stuff deleted and sure the guy deserved a nice kick to the nads but couldn't bungie just restore his characters and warn him to be more careful and at the same time tell Kermit they will punish any future behavior similar to what he did to the kid?
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6 RepliesWhat a dick. Nobody cares! Leave the kid alone, his punishment will be his unrestrained upbringing. I'm sure this kid will have plenty of difficulties in his life.
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Made my day
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1 ReplyTell me about it, man. I cheated in a game of checkers last night. [spoiler]Fate of All Fools better at the postmaster by morning.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFirst off who cares if the kid tries to cheat. Oh well he's a kid who's attempting to be good we all know yu can't so let him try and fail. Lesson learned is to never give up. He should have never gave his information out that's his fault for falling for it but he is only 11 he doesn't understand the harsh reality of the world. Lesson learned don't trust strangers. A lesson that should have been taught by his parents. The guy who deleted his stuff what was the point? Again who cares what he does it spent effect him. I bet if yu could cheat at Destiny people who do it all the time. Deleting his shit is childish. Lesson learned stop being a ducking asshole. Who cares what the kid does with his account. The kid doesn't deserve anything from the situation start over and don't do it again. For the guy why do it in the first place. As for everyone who cares. This shit is annoying to see every time I check to see what's going on in the form. I go to work see this get off to the same shit. If he wants to attempt cheating go for it idgaf. That is all. Rant over.
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1 ReplyCould have learned a valuable lesson, instead you got bailed out. Just remember if you cheat the wrong ppl in real life real bad shit happens not just to you but the ppl you care about. Just be aware of the path you're going down.
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Edited by Dovahkiin: 2/22/2015 5:30:33 PM"Munches popcorn"
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8 RepliesYou expect anyone to read that?
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7 RepliesSomeone seems upset that the kid got help from the community lol. I bet he loves his free stuff and has it all leveled because people like me helped him out
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1 ReplyHaha. Another high horse. Fvcking DABs are everywhere.