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Edited by Kohaku Koi: 2/22/2015 5:31:17 PM
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I'm an 11 year old Cheater, AMA

Hi! I love Destiny. I especially love trying to find glitches and cheats and show them to others on a live feed. I love glitches! And cheats!! So I met a stranger online and he was totally cool! He offered to help me cheat. You guys know how much I love cheating, so I was all like " ok!" So, like everyone else does, I gave the stranger remote access to my game. Because all 11 year olds do that, right!? We all just trust random strangers. Especially ones who say they can help us cheat. That's how I learned to used the infinite ammo cheat in crucible. I also love hitch hiking on the side of the freeway! Strangers are always helpful, that's what my mom says. So the stranger had control of my game, which seemed like the perfect time to walk away and just, you know, let him do some cheating. I'm only 11, and I know that all strangers are helpful, so it was pretty shocking and I cried when I saw that the guy had erased my characters! Oh man! A stranger that isn't nice?! I just wanted to cheat, and now look! I cried for a little while. Then I realized it's just a game, and I began to learn a VERY POWERFUL LESSON! I started to realize that maybe cheaters don't prosper. I started to understand that maybe I've been too trusting of strangers... But then the Bungie.net community rallied and praised me as a martyr! They all hate on the bad guy and treat me like a hero! This is great! I'm starting to realize: I [i][b]deserve[/b] to be praised for trying to cheat.[/i] I'm aware that my decisions all of a sudden aren't my responsibility! [b][i][u]Cheating and trusting random strangers has really helped me out, filled me with new pride, and made me a local legend! [/u][/i][/b] I'm an 11 year old cheater! So go ahead, ask me anything. Edit: Wow, I'm surprised at all the strangers who are being so incredibly mean to me for speaking my mind! I thought I was supposed to be pampered and coddled?! I thought this community was all about reinforcing the bad decisions I made. This is so confusing! EDIT 2: Good morning, strangers! It's day two and the supporters are still so supportive! Looking forward to more free stuff. I was wondering if one of you could do me a favor? See my expensive bike over there? Here's my entire savings, in cash. Would you mind taking my bike to the store and picking up Dying Light for me? And some beer? I know I'm not old enough, but my peers on BUNGIE.net have taught me it doesn't matter!
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