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2/20/2015 10:20:31 PM
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HEART OF PRAXIC FIRE!

HOLY NIRVANA ON A STICK. I GOT THE BLAMMIN BLOOMIN HEART OF PRAXIC MUTHULUVIN FIRE. THIS ARRANGEMENT OF GARMENTS WILL NOT ONLY REDEFINE THE WORD "CRUCIBLE," IT'LL REDEFINE THE WORD "FUUCK," BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THIS HUNK OF GOD LINEN IS DOING TO ANYTHING THAT CONTAINS MOLECULES. AND WHEN IT'S NOT DOING THAT, IT'S TURNING THAT CHODE BEHIND IT'S LOINCLOTH TO A BLACK MAMBA AND SHOVING IT RIGHT INTO A VEX GATE LORD'S HEAD. THE DESIGN ON THIS SEX GOD IS NOT ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S MANGINA OVERFLOW THE ROOM, BUT IT'LL ALSO REDUCE COOLDOWNS WHILE RADIANCE IS ACTIVE. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MOTHER-blam!-ING MEANS?! IT MEANS THAT YOU CAN -blam!- A MORMON'S MIDGIT TWICE AS MUCH IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME. THAT'S COOL, AND -blam!- IS THIS THING SEXY. I JUST CAME.
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