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originally posted in:The Clueless Otakus
2/17/2015 12:04:15 PM
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The RNG Prayer
[i]Original Credit goes to Vestby![/i]
[b]Our Father, who art RNGesus,
Fickle be thy nature.
Thy drop rate rise,
The crap drops cease,
In our raids, as well as in our strikes.
Give us this day our daily legendaries,
And forgive our disbelief,
As we forgive guardians who salvage raid gear we need,
And lead us not to shaders,
But deliver us exotics.
For thine are the game mechanics, and the power, and the blame,
For ever and ever (Until the weekly reset).
In the name of the Cryptarch, The Speaker, and The Holy Xur.
Amen.
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Say this before you attempt the nightfalls, raids, and engram decryptions and you shall be blessed..... (or cursed, you know how RNG works by now.)
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What’s really funny is a guy in our fireteam said this before our last encounter and three of us got the raid exotic lol
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I did this and was given ascendant shards....
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1 ReplyRahool is great, Rahool is groot, let us thank him, for our loot. By his hands, we are - erotic. Give us Lord, our daily EXOTIC! Amen.
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1 ReplyEdited by mJORG77: 2/17/2015 7:40:50 PMi then am like a satanist because i hate rngesus and hope for his bannishmen from this game ,may the skill/effortjesus replace him so we can all rejoice (except for lazy scrubs and afkers ofcourse)
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Wait,wait, wait............WHAT THA??!!!
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Wow! Let's get naked!
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Amen brotha
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don't forget to genuflect [spoiler]kappa[/spoiler]
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Worth a try :)
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Ha. Amen.
