smoggyPluto and I were in a control match once... there was so much lag.. he lept into the frey to save us all by distracting the enemy while we took C on blind watch... There were so many guardians down.. When all hope was lost we saw a shining beacon of hope! It was smoggyPluto! He had just been shot by a thorn and had a fusion grenade on him as he charged into the enemy! We lost of course, but for one brief moment we all held out hope thanks to smoggyPluto. When the dust cleared I felt ashamed... I hadn't performed my best and felt that "lag" was no excuse.. Then smoggyPluto sent me a message... it said: "It's not your fault." I couldn't believe it... I nearly teared up.. then I replied "Don't do this to me man!" and he was all "It's not your fault!" and we wept.. He taught me what it means to be a man.. smoggyPluto deserves that little bit of justice.. I can't think of anyone who deserves it more either..