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7/22/2008 10:05:52 AM
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I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! *Updated*
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?
*Update*
I just realized that about 2 weeks ago when I was visiting San Fransisco(I live in Maine) I had a burrito from a local business which had many dirty people in it. What's weird is that I jokingly asked my uncle if I was going to get a butt worm. Obviously he said NO but maybe he was wrong.
[Edited on 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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...*shudders* Oh my goodness, I found a hair in my mouth! *Spits on monitor screen* (Yes this really happened) Ugh, now I have a hear for stray hair.
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BWAHAHAHA!!!
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I'm never going to shake hands with you...
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Record!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark pheonix 17 I'm never going to shake hands with you...[/quote]I lol'd.
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Eat it! Solves the problem and solves ur hunger! Or you could simply cut it in half see if it is a hair or somat alive/was alive...
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Ain't the flood great?
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... i feel dirty *shivers*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I' back! Apparently I'm not going to the doctors or anything. Also, for all those who say it was pubic hair your wrong cuz when I pulled it I could feel it moving inside me. [/quote] Cut it in half, see if it bleeds/moves/looks like a living thing
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Legendairy314 Ain't the flood great?[/quote] no XD
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Morphid That was your CNH (Central Nervous Hair) It's linked to your spine. In the next few hours you will lose all bladder control. Sorry[/quote] HAHA, sweet man.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlazedDragon78 i dont know whether to be turned on or disgusted to be honest [/quote] Turned on indefinitely!
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indeed
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 indeed[/quote]I read every page...you say it was moving and you couldn't find it...I probably crawled back up when you went back to bed.
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You, Sir, need to see a doctor.
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All right i know alot about parasitology so you are going to tell me what it looked like, coulor, thickness, and whether or not it was flat, and also did it look like it had segments?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALOBUZZFREAK 5 [i][Thread saved][/i][/quote] Haha thats a good one
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quado13 All right i know alot about parasitology so you are going to tell me what it looked like, coulor, thickness, and whether or not it was flat, and also did it look like it had segments?[/quote] It was brown. No segments. Thin as a hair.
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OMG, out of the hole...?
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I lol'd when I read this
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Sounds a lot like a round worm. Have you eaten at any restaurants in the past 2 weeks? [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:30 PM PDT]
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this is -blam!- amazingly funny
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Can't be a tape worm without segments...Any other kind of worms? [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:34 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quado13 Sounds a lot like a round worm. Have you eaten at any restaurants in the past 2 weeks?[/quote] Mcdonalds
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quado13 Sounds a lot like a round worm. Have you eaten at any restaurants in the past 2 weeks?[/quote] Mcdonalds[/quote]That explains [i]everything[/i].
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disgusting muther FU****!!!!!
