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7/22/2008 10:05:52 AM
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I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! *Updated*

About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok? *Update* I just realized that about 2 weeks ago when I was visiting San Fransisco(I live in Maine) I had a burrito from a local business which had many dirty people in it. What's weird is that I jokingly asked my uncle if I was going to get a butt worm. Obviously he said NO but maybe he was wrong. [Edited on 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] strongcobra ) o-------------- ) I imagine it looked similar to this[/quote]\ [i]I love you.[/i]

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  • Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS![/quote] [i]GET BACK IN THERE AND TRY AGAIN![/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS![/quote] So, your 'poop' factor is apparently 5. Congrates!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] strongcobra ) o-------------- ) I imagine it looked similar to this[/quote]o.O

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS![/quote] Maybe you could stick a hand in and see if you can find another.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VentriL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS![/quote] Maybe you could stick a hand in and see if you can find another.[/quote] I tried that.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] andymengchi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'm back and I'm happy to say there nothing unusual about my POOPS![/quote] So, your 'poop' factor is apparently 5. Congrates![/quote] u win.... that was halarious

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  • Ok, I can't find my dads camera [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:54 AM PDT]

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  • [i]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You must keep pooping![/i]

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  • maybe you should get that checked out?

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  • You probably had [url=http://kisrael.com/journal.aux/2006.05.28.tapeworm.jpg] the one on the right.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SwiftPhantom You probably had [url=http://kisrael.com/journal.aux/2006.05.28.tapeworm.jpg] the one on the right.[/url] [/quote] Ok, that is gonna haunt my dreams. Also, my stomach feels REALLY empty [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:55 AM PDT]

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  • [i]Google image search "tapeworms" and look at the one coming out of the goats butt. fits in perfectly here[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SwiftPhantom You probably had [url=http://kisrael.com/journal.aux/2006.05.28.tapeworm.jpg] the one on the right.[/url] [/quote] Ok, that is gonna haunt my dreams. Also, my stomach feels REALLY empty [/quote]I'm sorry, I just wanted to go out with a bang and mess with your head a little more. I'm off to bed now, I'd get it looked at by a doctor soon if you're worried about it, but otherwise don't think on it too much. And BTW your stomach feels empty because you just shat.... good night.

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  • Maybe [url=http://www.asiantribune.com/files/images/Hillary1.bmp]this[/url] is inside me?

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    • dont click link you have to download somethign!

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheSodaFreaK dont click link you have to download somethign![/quote] What r u talking about. It's a picture of Hilary Clinton!!! lol.

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheSodaFreaK dont click link you have to download somethign![/quote]It's a pic of Hilary Clinton.

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    • i know it makes you donwload a pic of hillary clinton i cold have a virus

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    • [i]It makes you download something...[/i]

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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheSodaFreaK i know it makes you donwload a pic of hillary clinton i cold have a virus[/quote] Look!!! Worms are attacking my -blam!- and I'd really appreciated it if you'd stop lying.

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    • im not, i clicked it and i had to download a the pic and i didnt let me stop it

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    • ok, I'm going to bed it's 6 in the morning. Maybe I'll revive this tomorrow with NEWS

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    • [i]I think I'm gunna try to go to sleep too,lulz have been had, and this thread will be back later though![/i] [Edited on 07.22.2008 3:11 AM PDT]

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    • lmao i cant stop laughing

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