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7/22/2008 10:05:52 AM
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I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! *Updated*
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?
*Update*
I just realized that about 2 weeks ago when I was visiting San Fransisco(I live in Maine) I had a burrito from a local business which had many dirty people in it. What's weird is that I jokingly asked my uncle if I was going to get a butt worm. Obviously he said NO but maybe he was wrong.
[Edited on 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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1 Reply[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] steave chaba man i just did a massive crap...............oh -blam!- theres a 14 inch hair stuck to my butt ....is it a tape worm .....NO .....is it bad .......Yes ........congrats man you have a STD called h e r p i e s[/quote] I've never had sex
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like [url=http://www.electroherbalism.com/Naturopathy/MiscAltHealthTopics/Parasites/parasite_pictures_and_videos/AscarisButt.jpg]this[/url][/quote] [i]I would truly luagh my ass off[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like [url=http://www.electroherbalism.com/Naturopathy/MiscAltHealthTopics/Parasites/parasite_pictures_and_videos/AscarisButt.jpg]this[/url][/quote]That is so funny. I looked up tapeworms when I first saw this thread and that's the pic I was about to post, but I thought it might be against the rules or too gross. Great minds think alike, so to speak. *Looks at picture again, butt cringes* [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:40 AM PDT]
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I'm sorry but, we'll need some pics. *I mean, of your "hair" [Edited on 07.22.2008 2:39 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] steave chaba man i just did a massive crap...............oh -blam!- theres a 14 inch hair stuck to my butt ....is it a tape worm .....NO .....is it bad .......Yes ........congrats man you have a STD called h e r p i e s[/quote] Uh... do you know what herpies is?
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What? Do you want a pic of my butt with a hair sticking out. I'm not kidding.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jedtastic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXAmozonessXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl OC Girl lx Wow... why is this the first thread I clicked on? Ugh... You might have eaten something that had a hair in it and just didn't notice. Your body can't really digest hair very well, so it probably just passed (or tried to pass) through your "system"... but didn't make it all the way out the door.[/quote]Smart girl is smart.[/quote]That's impossible.[/quote]Oh yes, I forgot.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=23676555&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=6#end]lol im letting everyone know...[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What? Do you want a pic of my butt with a hair sticking out. I'm not kidding.[/quote] What? No! just the hair itself...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What? Do you want a pic of my butt with a hair sticking out. I'm not kidding.[/quote] [i]The only solution to this is that hes a gigalo.[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlazedDragon78 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok? [/quote] lol u ripped off ure tail[/quote] roflmamfaoflfc
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1 Reply[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 What if that was the smallest of the bunch and I end up like [url=http://www.electroherbalism.com/Naturopathy/MiscAltHealthTopics/Parasites/parasite_pictures_and_videos/AscarisButt.jpg]this[/url][/quote] UGHHHHH *pukes forever*
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[b]I -blam!- LOVE THIS THREAD![/b]
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This thread if made of pure win! LETS MAKE IT A TOP FORUM TOPIC!!!
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Ok, I'll be back in a minute Ima gonna go crap!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'll be back in a minute Ima gonna go crap!!![/quote] Moar hair?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knightmare01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'll be back in a minute Ima gonna go crap!!![/quote] Moar hair?[/quote] We can only hope!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] strongcobra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knightmare01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 Ok, I'll be back in a minute Ima gonna go crap!!![/quote] Moar hair?[/quote] We can only hope![/quote] There can only be one!
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dude, if somethign squirms just yell"SAVE ME JEBUZ!"
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) o-------------- ) I imagine it looked similar to this
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheSodaFreaK dude, if somethign squirms just yell"SAVE ME JEBUZ!"[/quote] [b][u][i]BEST POST OF THIS WHOLE THREAD![/b][/u][/i]
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That, or just drink some chemicals.
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you, uh.. measured it?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] strongcobra ) o-------------- ) I imagine it looked similar to this[/quote]\ [i]I love you.[/i]
