About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?
*Update*
I just realized that about 2 weeks ago when I was visiting San Fransisco(I live in Maine) I had a burrito from a local business which had many dirty people in it. What's weird is that I jokingly asked my uncle if I was going to get a butt worm. Obviously he said NO but maybe he was wrong.
[Edited on 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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Well then it was probably a round worm its one of the two they are very similar and are in the same phylum.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toothpick Pics or it didn't happen..[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quado13 Well then it was probably a round worm its one of the two they are very similar and are in the same phylum.[/quote] It's almost as if you WANT him to have worms. 0_o
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ech i dont even want to think about parasites, and tape worms
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 I lost it somewhere in my house LOL[/quote] Oh My God! It's crawling away!
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obviously this is a lie, but still hilarious op. nicely done.. one thing that puzzles me. what in gods name actually gave you the idea to make this thread? what were you doing that made you think " hey i should make a thread about this for some lulz". the possibilities are rather disturbing.
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You think thats bad check this out. There is a worm that is spread through spores in the air. When it infects you it lives around you -blam!- and when you fart you spread the spores. So remember next time someone farts put a gas mask on.
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sweet they lay the eggs inside of you?yummy its going to eat out your insides and will come out at night an go into your parents bodies and eat out their insides MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sweet lord, that must hurt
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jedtastic You're probably some kind of crappy superhero.[/quote] lmao
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Monty Python This thread is a prime example of why I hate you all.[/quote] I love you too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BackwardSlinky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 I lost it somewhere in my house LOL[/quote] Oh My God! It's crawling away![/quote] Not for long pin worms and round worms can only survive for about 14 hours outside the body of the host.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quado13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BackwardSlinky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 I lost it somewhere in my house LOL[/quote] Oh My God! It's crawling away![/quote] Not for long pin worms and round worms can only survive for about 14 hours outside the body of the host.[/quote] Help! It's in my skull.
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im more amazed at how this thread as 230+ replys 0_o
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toothpick Pics or it didn't happen..[/quote] please don't post pics
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I want to name it "Vomit Cannon"
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Pics or it didn.... nevermind. >.<
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoratMaYCrY obviously this is a lie, but still hilarious op. nicely done.. one thing that puzzles me. what in gods name actually gave you the idea to make this thread? what were you doing that made you think " hey i should make a thread about this for some lulz". the possibilities are rather disturbing.[/quote] Maybe because it might of actually happened? Maybe?
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*Reads post* *Closes laptop* *Throws laptop out window* *Dunks head in ice water bucket*
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That's enough internet for today
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This thread is a prime example of why I hate you all.
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Holy crap 7 years!
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Edited by A dumd figit: 1/31/2013 6:54:44 AMYOU IS DUMB AS YO IS HAIR LONG
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All the threads that could've been brought back, and you guys choose this...
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Wonder if he's still pulling hairs out of his butt 7 years later...
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Ok then...well it's been 7 years since this happened at least.