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Edited by ChaosMetalMarty:
2/13/2015 3:00:34 AM
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DeeJ Confirmed that Heavy ammo is removed from Xur's table
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/100886046/0/0
[quote]•If you have an old Gjallarhorn (300AT), he will not be selling the upgrade for it this week! Though, he will be selling the Red Death upgrade. The weapon he will be selling this week has not been decided yet.
•No heavy ammo
•Sunbreakers
•Helmet Engram[/quote]
I know it's legit because my mom is Vince Zampella the community mannager from Trearch (The guys who made Skyrim) and she told me this post was legit.
She also told me about the secret chest in the vault. You can only get it by killing all of the Gorgons with the Sword of Crota. It will spawn in the secret cave on mars.
If you open it you will get a guaranteed Gjalahorn and 999 heavy ammo synthesis. If you kill athehon without using the Relic you can open it again and Tolland, Cortana, Ghost from Call of Duty MW2 and Micheal Jackson will be inside.
[b]If you don't believe me I have a picture that proves Vince Zampella is my real mom[/b]
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#Destiny
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Lmao that was hilarious dude 8/8
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Woah I believe in you!!!!
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Time to put the blunt down.
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Laughing way too hard about this
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I'm laughing so hard right now
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Lmfao
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I love you
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2 Replies[quote]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/100886046/0/0 [quote]•If you have an old Gjallarhorn (300AT), he will not be selling the upgrade for it this week! Though, he will be selling the Red Death upgrade. The weapon he will be selling this week has not been decided yet. •No heavy ammo •Sunbreakers •Helmet Engram[/quote] I know it's legit because [b]my mom is Vince Zampella[/b] the community mannager from Trearch (The guys who made Skyrim)[/quote] Your mom is a man?
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Plz put a #satire or this isn't funny
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Is Michael Jackson an exotic?
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1 ReplyWhat did the ninja justice post say? You had me laughing at the SNES guy,
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I love how people take you seriously when your name is satire. :)
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2 RepliesKill all the Gorgons with Sword of Crota....? WTF is that You troll man, you troll
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Seems legit.
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Lost it at Treyarch making Skyrim.
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3 RepliesThats a Fake account
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Try less hard. That was at about nine, we need you at about a four.
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+1 great effort.
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Great troll lmfao
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Legit laughing right now.
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Not the real deej
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LOUD NOISES!!!!
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*claps*
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1 ReplyAt first i was like:......... Then i was like [spoiler][spoiler]LOL[/spoiler][spoiler]
