I thought I'd bring back a post I saw a long time ago about Vick Norris jokes
See if you can do some bad ass destiny chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people...then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris does 1 hand push ups while under weight of darknessX10
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Crota, son of oryx Oryx, son of Norris
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Someone once said nothing can kill Chuck Norris. So Chuck Norris found nothing and killed [i]IT[/i]
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Chuck Norris uses just one sword through the Crota fight, and he spawns with it equipped.
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Edited by Gordonian Knot: 2/10/2015 10:18:02 PM[quote]Chuck Norris jokes[/quote] [quote]original[/quote] Pick one, lmao
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Edited by Magikarp: 2/10/2015 10:19:00 PMIn Old Russia, you no make jokes about Chuck Norris, or he kill you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have doors in his house. Because he can walk through walls
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They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris beat the Oversoul's Gaze in a staring contest
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Chuck Norris is the reason the Hive were asleep in the first place
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[quote]I thought I'd bring back a post I saw a long time ago about Vick Norris jokes See if you can do some bad ass destiny chuck Norris jokes[/quote]When Chuck Norris cuts onions onions cry
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2 RepliesChuck Norris can put out water with fire. Chuck Norris' heartbeat sounds like an RPG.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming. [spoiler]Water just wants to be around him.[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris sends the nightfall to orbit.
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Chuck Norris needs a concealed weapon permit to wear gloves
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1 ReplyWhen Alexander graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris
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>Chuck Norris >Original Pick one.
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Pssh, 2015 not knowing chuck norris is Kabr
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What year is it? 2005?
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1 ReplyChuck Norris used to practice spin kicks on the moon. This spot is now known as The Hellmouth.