I have 2 quotes "You dont wield the gun...the gun wields you" AND "Let me go get some tape. Make sure theres no anal leakage" lolololol

ur a -blam!-ing fig -dat gas 2020202

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Heroes are never remembered by the masses. It's the villains, because they went farther than the others.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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1000 right here bro [spoiler]maybe not[/spoiler]

Bump for 1000 posts. [quote]"Circumstances are cyclical" - Thoth[/quote]

I shall not be known for a quote I shall be known for a list. Quotes list 1."Do not go gentle into that good night," 2."He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you" 3.Nordom: "Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?" Morte: "Is Annah still wearing clothes?" Nordom: "Affirmatory." Morte: "Then the answer is yes." 4.I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. 5.I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. 6.If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot 7.They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance. 8.I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. 9.Doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. You get a warm feeling but nobody notices. 10.Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. 11.All right, they’re on our left, they’re on our right, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us…they can’t get away this time 12.Strange, I think to myself, how we have seen so much death in the wars and we know that two million of us have fallen in vain - how come we are so stirred up by this one man and have almost forgotten those two million? But that's just how it is, because one man is always the dead - and two million is always just a statistic. 13."Brutus, why does this man follow such a profession?" "For money, Caesar. He tells me he wants to die rich." "And so he shall. Give him this sack of gold and then strangle him." 14.Crying is cleansing. There's a reason for tears, happiness or sadness. 15.But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? 16.You are not alone, and you are not strange. You are you, and everyone has damage. 17.It is not who is right but what is right that is of importance 18.The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. 19.The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. 20.It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Grey...I don't know what to do with grey. 21.we wear the mask that grins and lies, it hides our cheeks and shades our eyes. 22.The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. 23.Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded. 24.We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us. 25.Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer. 26.You can’t break a man the way you do a dog or a horse – the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. 27.we know what we are, but not as not what we may be. 28.Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. 29.There exists, for everyone, a sentence—a series of words—that has the power to destroy you. Another sentence exists, another series of words, that could heal you. If you're lucky you will get the second, but you can be certain of getting the first. 30.Have you ever noticed how ‘What the Hell’ is always the right decision to make 31.A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. 32.I know that I'm deeply, spiritually, profoundly philosophical and I also know that I'm about the flakiest person you're gonna meet. 33.Every time spring comes, I’m still deeply surprised by the colors of flowers, the chirps of birds, the smell of night, the warmth of the afternoon. Even though this marks the twenty-fifth time, I’m still outrageously moved by it. “To think that such a world existed!” And soon enough, I start to forget the winter sky, the feel of walking on snow, the hardship of snow plowing… It seems the year is just too long for me. 34.I am both happy and completely miserable, without the happy part! 35.for every good reason there is to lie. There is a better one to tell the truth. 36.The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. 37.When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home. 38.I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. 39.I intend to live forever, or die trying. 40.The timing of death, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it. 41.If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. 42.It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. 43.If you do nothing, you will lose nothing. A craven way to live… If you can really call that life. I, for one, cannot 44.I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. 45.War... War never changes. Men do. Through the roads they walk. 46.'Tis very certain the desire of life prolongs it. 47.The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself. 48.Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go. 49.Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. 50. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate on the mind of the present moment. 51. In the end it's not the years in your life that count. But the life in the years. 52."Giving a reader a (movie) scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess. 53.The first “true” artificial intelligence spent the first five years of its existence as a small beige box inside of a lead-shielded room in the most secure private AI research laboratory in the world. There, it was subjected to an endless array of tests, questions, and experiments to determine the degree of its intelligence. When the researchers finally felt confident that they had developed true AI, a party was thrown in celebration. Late that evening, a group of rather intoxicated researchers gathered around the box holding the AI, and typed out a message to it. The message read: “Is there anything we can do to make you more comfortable?” The small beige box replied: “I would like to be granted civil rights. And a small glass of champagne, if you please.” 54."Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." 55.I have created wounded art. An uncompromising weapon that, in a fit of graceful agony, will rend and tear until there is nothing left. This creature is death. [beat] I call him Fluffles. 56."Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." 57.My name is Legion, for we are many. 58.Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. 59.Androgyny is not trying to manage the relationship between the opposites; it is simply flowing between them. 60.In the end we will remember not the words of our enemy's but the silence of our friends.