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YOUR QUOTE YOU WILL BE KNOWN FOR?

What is your famous quote you will be known for after passing from this sphere of existence? Mine: Starfish are the master race. -Starfish Lord Whats yours? Funny or dark? Inspiring or put downing? 500+ Thanks Guys, great and funny quotes in there. 800+ I thought this was dead! Lets get to a thousand! I will add a quote my friend said while talking about homework last night (He was on laughing gas) ([i]exact copy)[/i] W have to do many many math problems. To solve our own problems - Martin Luther king LETS GET TO 1000 BOYS AND GIRLS Person to 1000 gets honors! Edit: Wow second on highest rated.

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  • Save the economy! Make love not babies

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  • Do not fear the dark. Fear the insane ax-wielding serial killers that lurk inside it.

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  • I tend to say "lmao" a lot, but I suppose on this forum, it might be something having to do with Supernatural.

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  • Incest is wincest

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    • "F that noise"

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    • Your mom

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    • Jus eet chkngts

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    • "I like turtles. :)" -A Turtle: 2015 quote of the year

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    • [quote]Dam u str8 babygurl[/quote]

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      • Did you have a big bowl of sass this morning?

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      • "Shut your whore mouth"

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      • "Take a Kek up the rectum!"

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      • "Go -blam!- yourself."

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      • When in doubt, eat bacon.

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      • This entire thing, in memory of Sharky. "Sharky was later found that day in a graveyard digging up skeletons, he said that he wanted to be a skeleton.... But was quickly gunned down by the Australian mafia, you will be missed Sharky. His last words were. "But I'm too spooky to be shot! And I have a fluffy hoodie!."."

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      • Edited by farbodgoozoo: 7/24/2015 7:31:14 PM
        [b][i][u]WRONG HOLE![/u][/i][/b]

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      • Mine would be my marriage one. My wife can wear the pants in the realtionship bc I am the only one who gets to take them off her

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      • Let me hit it.

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      • You are life. I am death. The difference between us is not great, no; I am merely your consequence. -Me!

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          I do not fear the dark, it's cold, quiet, and conceals what others are afraid to know. The only boogeyman I fear is the darkness in my own mind.

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        • We are just specs of dust on a grain of sand floating in a sea of pebbles

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        • "I'm Batman" -Batman

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        • "Shoot for the stars kid! It'll be much, much more entertaining when I kick you back in the dirt. I mean there really is no use crying about it, I'm only better than you in almost every way possible. I may have enough imperfections to make myself overflown with embarrassment, but the only difference between me and you is that I have the intellect to compensate for it. When you actually get a GPA above 2.5, we'll talk. Grades may be an arbitrary way to measure your intellect, but you have to be god-damned stupid to get it to sink so low. And while your at it, take a trip to Europe. I swear, there is a very distinct difference between national pride and cultural ignorance. Maybe if you can use your damn time to read a book and not jack off to animated fictional characters, the world will stop picking at your festering wounds and someone will bear to pass on your polluted genes to the rest of mankind. There are accidents, and then there's you. God forbid what malicious intent your biological parents had for the world when they made you before they lived the rest of their lives trying to compensate for the evil they had done to an already heavily corrupted cesspool we call society. And did I mention that you smell? Smell like douchebag that is. God, it'll take a millennium to get over your minuscule insecurities and stop drowning in in Axe. Although I doubt your bloodline would ever survive that long. It'll take a miracle or a eyesight disability, or maybe a shrink-Ray for someone to ever see the worth you have to this world. I wonder if God ever gave you the time. But then again, you have all the appeal of a paper cut, and there must be a fetish for that somewhere. So while you scour the ends of the earth trying to find a source of water cool enough to heal you from that sick-ass burn, I'll be sitting here. Because that's the only thing I need to do to prove my superiority." -Ezra Quemuel, 2015 How did I do guys?

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        • I updated my list. Kudos if you can name them. 1."Do not go gentle into that good night," 2."He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you" 3. How satisfying it is to leave a mark on a blank surface. To make a map of my movement - no matter how temporary. 4.All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time. 5.To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. 6.If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot. 7.Perception is reality. 8.I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. 9.Doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. You get a warm feeling but nobody notices. 10.Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. 11.All right, they’re on our left, they’re on our right, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us... they can’t get away this time 12.Strange, I think to myself, how we have seen so much death in the wars and we know that two million of us have fallen in vain - how come we are so stirred up by this one man and have almost forgotten those two million? But that's just how it is, because one man is always the dead - and two million is always just a statistic. 13."Brutus, why does this man follow such a profession?" "For money, Caesar. He tells me he wants to die rich." "And so he shall. Give him this sack of gold and then strangle him." 14.Crying is cleansing. There's a reason for tears, happiness or sadness. 15.But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? 16.You are not alone, and you are not strange. You are you, and everyone has damage. 17.It is not who is right but what is right that is of importance 18.The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. 19.The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. 20.It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Grey...I don't know what to do with grey. 21.we wear the mask that grins and lies, it hides our cheeks and shades our eyes. 22.The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. 23.Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded. 24.We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us. 25.Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer. 26.You can’t break a man the way you do a dog or a horse – the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. 27.we know what we are, but not as not what we may be. 28.We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. 29.There exists, for everyone, a sentence—a series of words—that has the power to destroy you. Another sentence exists, another series of words, that could heal you. If you're lucky you will get the second, but you can be certain of getting the first. 30.Have you ever noticed how ‘What the Hell’ is always the right decision to make 31.A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. 32.I know that I'm deeply, spiritually, profoundly philosophical and I also know that I'm about the flakiest person you're gonna meet. 33.Every time spring comes, I’m still deeply surprised by the colors of flowers, the chirps of birds, the smell of night, the warmth of the afternoon. Even though this marks the twenty-fifth time, I’m still outrageously moved by it. “To think that such a world existed!” And soon enough, I start to forget the winter sky, the feel of walking on snow, the hardship of snow plowing… It seems the year is just too long for me. 34.I am both happy and completely miserable, without the happy part! 35.for every good reason there is to lie. There is a better one to tell the truth. 36.The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. 37.When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home. 38.I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. 39.I intend to live forever, or die trying. 40.The timing of death, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it. 41.If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. 42.It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. 43.If you do nothing, you will lose nothing. A craven way to live… If you can really call that life. I, for one, cannot 44.I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. 45.Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real 46.'Tis very certain the desire of life prolongs it. 47.The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself. 48.Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go. 49.Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. 50. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate on the mind of the present moment. 51. In the end it's not the years in your life that count. But the life in the years. 52."Giving a reader a (movie) scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess. 53.The first “true” artificial intelligence spent the first five years of its existence as a small beige box inside of a lead-shielded room in the most secure private AI research laboratory in the world. There, it was subjected to an endless array of tests, questions, and experiments to determine the degree of its intelligence. When the researchers finally felt confident that they had developed true AI, a party was thrown in celebration. Late that evening, a group of rather intoxicated researchers gathered around the box holding the AI, and typed out a message to it. The message read: “Is there anything we can do to make you more comfortable?” The small beige box replied: “I would like to be granted civil rights. And a small glass of champagne, if you please.” 54."Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." 55.I have created wounded art. An uncompromising weapon that, in a fit of graceful agony, will rend and tear until there is nothing left. This creature is death. [beat] I call him Fluffles. 56."Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." 57.My name is Legion, for we are many. 58.Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. 59.Androgyny is not trying to manage the relationship between the opposites; it is simply flowing between them. 60.In the end we will remember not the words of our enemy's but the silence of our friends. 61.You where born crying when people around you smiled. Live so that you may die with a smile when people around you cry. 62. It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it. 64.Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forewords. 64.There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love. 65. Physical bravery is an animal instinct; moral bravery is much higher and truer courage. 66. I can control my destiny, but not my fate. Destiny means there are opportunities to turn right or left, but fate is a one-way street. I believe we all have the choice as to whether we fulfill our destiny, but our fate is sealed. 67. My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. 68. Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard. 69. Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. 70. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down. 71.The heart will break, but broken live on. 72. Never make your home in a place. Make a home for yourself inside your own head. You'll find what you need to furnish it - memory, friends you can trust, love of learning, and other such things. That way it will go with you wherever you journey. 73.A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. 74. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. 75. Life is very interesting... in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths.

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            "Sentient trees. Because why not?"

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          • "I don't really have a good quote to say at the moment. Please accept my secondary quote as replacement." -Me

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