You must be able to pick this object up and carry it around.
For me: a Chair.
Edit: Oh yes the item you have named is now the only thing you have access to in a battle royale against all the other Floodians on this thread ;).
Do you think you would win? If so please explain why :).
[Edited on 05.04.2012 1:30 AM PDT]
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NOOOOOO It's paper... I lose :(