The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
[i]Mount Doom[/i].
One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!
This is all we really know about this so called "ring":
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
[u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
[i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!
That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!
---The Group---
[url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url]
[Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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your weird.
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You had me laughing
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This will somehow end in jesus talk.
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Sunlight is white.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] More Easy1 Sunlight is white.[/quote] But that would make the moon mozerella! That Makes absoloutely no sense at all! YOUR FREAKIN' CRAZY!!!
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also its only night when the sun goes down....weird 0.o [Edited on 07.03.2008 6:55 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun also its only night when the sun goes down....weird 0.o[/quote] The moon slept with the suns sister (oprah). They're not on speaking terms anymore.
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This is covered in awesomesauce, with a side order of win.
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actually its yellow, its a G type star...its also interesting that it emmits more green light than any other "color" of light (we're talking the full EM spectrum here) yet it doesn't appear green. In fact there are no "green" stars...it goes red to yellow than strait to blue and to violet
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haha this is funny crap orange ftw
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun actually its yellow, its a G type star...its also interesting that it emmits more green light than any other "color" of light (we're talking the full EM spectrum here) yet it doesn't appear green. In fact there are no "green" stars...it goes red to yellow than strait to blue and to violet[/quote] Chuck Norris hired you to cover up this conspiracy didn't he?!?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An_Hero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun also its only night when the sun goes down....weird 0.o[/quote] The moon slept with the suns sister (oprah). They're not on speaking terms anymore.[/quote] uh the moon hangs out with the sun...in fact half the time its up during the day...AND sometimes its even on TOP of the sun (its called an eclipse) 0.o (well from our perspective that is)
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You [i] just [/i] figured this all out?
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I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!
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Write a book and spread the truth brother.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun actually its yellow, its a G type star...its also interesting that it emmits more green light than any other "color" of light (we're talking the full EM spectrum here) yet it doesn't appear green. In fact there are no "green" stars...it goes red to yellow than strait to blue and to violet[/quote] Chuck Norris hired you to cover up this conspiracy didn't he?!?![/quote] hired nothing...I'm collaborating with him to lead the seventh column to world domination
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An_Hero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun also its only night when the sun goes down....weird 0.o[/quote] The moon slept with the suns sister (oprah). They're not on speaking terms anymore.[/quote] uh the moon hangs out with the sun...in fact half the time its up during the day...AND sometimes its even on TOP of the sun (its called an eclipse) 0.o (well from our perspective that is)[/quote] Are you saying they're ghey?
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orange and 7 are cool..
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wow...only in The Flood do you get this...this place is ridiculouse :]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Penguin FTW You [i] just [/i] figured this all out?[/quote] Yes, you see, I stumbled upon this hypothesis whilst exploring the dictionary looking for a word that rhymes with orange. And then it hit me! Orange itself rhymed with orange, making an orange(adjective) orange(noun) the ultimate fruit. However I still have not found anything rhyming with purple leading me to believe we do not have the entire story yet. But I'm sure it's related to the other rings of power!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FooGuyX orange and 7 are cool..[/quote] what if you had an orange 7? 0.o
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Penguin FTW You [i] just [/i] figured this all out?[/quote] Yes, you see, I stumbled upon this hypothesis whilst exploring the dictionary looking for a word that rhymes with orange. And then it hit me! Orange itself rhymed with orange, making an orange(adjective) orange(noun) the ultimate fruit. However I still have not found anything rhyming with purple leading me to believe we do not have the entire story yet. But I'm sure it's related to the other rings of power! [/quote]Oh, I thought this was common knowledge.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Penguin FTW You [i] just [/i] figured this all out?[/quote] Yes, you see, I stumbled upon this hypothesis whilst exploring the dictionary looking for a word that rhymes with orange. And then it hit me! Orange itself rhymed with orange, making an orange(adjective) orange(noun) the ultimate fruit. However I still have not found anything rhyming with purple leading me to believe we do not have the entire story yet. But I'm sure it's related to the other rings of power! [/quote] what about nurple? you know like purple nurples? maybe twisting guy's nipples plays into this somehow
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FooGuyX orange and 7 are cool..[/quote] what if you had an orange 7? 0.o [/quote] Like that would ever happen. You're insane.
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wow this is the strangest thread ever...but somehow it makes sense
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Sense like your face