He is lactose Intolerant ok? That stuff brings him to his knees. The poor guy has spent the last week on the toilet. Even the thrall are complaining, they can hear him moaning on the other side of the Abyss.They try to keep distracted by watching foolish Guardians, lamp launch themselves into walls, pitfalls and other groups of hungry thrall, but even their shrieks of delight cannot drown out the hollowed screams coming from their master's quarters.
The Shriekers have completely shut down and refuse to open their shell until someone sprays some Febreeze in there, and poor Ir Yut cannot prepare her liturgy without being interrupted by Crota's bathroom symphony. The acolytes on the surface have all but turned to ash from the pure toxicity of the stench exuding from the "Dark Below", and the Fallen have abandoned the moon completely, fearing for their lives. So, for the sake of Crota's ravaged butthole, please stop cheesing him. This has been a public service announcement thank you for your attention.