*sky turns blue, public event spawns Me: oh sweet. Perfect! *Destiny RNG: IT'S A WARSAT! Me: "Fun! Oh crap, I don't wanna get crushed AGAIN! I'm on my sparrow AVOID IT ZOOM HERE ZOOM THERE. Ah okay. This area is huge, no way it will land on me here. I'll be fine." Warsat: lel that's cute. *cue le epic crush slap of death* Me: YOU WIN THIS TIME WARSAT. Warsat: GG. We'll see...lulz. Friends on mics: too incapacitated to even begin event due to outrageous uncontrollable laughter.