Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout.
First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z28 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?
And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.
And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.
And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back.
Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks.
[b]Here are the best responses to this thread[/b]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold
[b]Cry moar plz.[/b]
The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.
People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XanaduDestroysU
Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cusejuice22
congratulations dude u have problems[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] qod1337
I dont understant what your saying, you jump from R2D2 to C3PO W.T.F?Also whats a g-unit????
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Creed
When did Halo turn into Star Wars? The gun with a really powerful binocular is called a [b]Sniper Rifle[/b] and whats a g-unit? I never knew 50-cent was an equipment in halo.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leatherface Ace
that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website.
thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baconsambj69
It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig? [/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sovietkitty 101
Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose?
If you are your good at it[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPONDULICKS
omg are u 5?
u dont know enything about the maps do u?
and if u care this much about the map
pple would think that u actually know the back ground to the maps *sigh*[/quote]
[b]And finally...[/b]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Carbine Guy132
Yeah you're most definitely. a moron.
Equipment is there because this is HALO 3, not HALO 2, learn to adapt. If you want to make the arrangement like you want it, FORGE it.
Secondly, you're mad because you can't camp with the shotgun? Seriously get a different gun, a different tactic, and try to shoot someone with it. You'll get better at Halo.
And secondly, I believe LOCKOUT was a FORERUNNER structure, and now BLACKOUT is a HUMAN structure, therefor humans don't have beams of light that lift you up, they have fans. And how the hell is that even relevant? [/quote]
[b]Late additions...[/b]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McSpizzy
Fist, you people start complaining about not having lockout on Halo 3.
Now, you're complaining about how much it sucks.
It's not actually that bad. If you think you could do better, work for Bungie![/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXSACUIXx
Play the game and except it for what it is. If Bungie would have kept it the same which you most likely want you would still be here complaining about how they didn't change anything.[/quote]
[Edited on 04.17.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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Haha i should have done this with my thread. There are 67 pages of idiotic responses. I could write a novel with them
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"R2D2" very funny. I hate it when people say the locations in code. "snipe2.4" "BR5.02" "Pi 3.14" Thanks for making my day.
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Thanks for adding the best comments. Great thread.
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Hahaha, hilarious. I'm saving this thread, even though it's probably gonna be locked.
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Nice one!
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Nice post. Probably so the ball cant fall out the window. Classic.
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Just added the best responses so far to the first post. Enjoy!
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Thanks...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] indeed they are, you fckin idiot ever heard of sarcasm? Edit: @ op: at first i was like "not again" *sigh* but the i really had to laugh great post - from R2D2 to C3PO *rofl* [Edited on 04.17.2008 11:51 AM PDT]
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Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
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enjoyed it very much \
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[url=http://http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=19780095]my map[/url] check it out its good and reply
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You don't seem to remember much about Halo 3. Do you have a memory problem? And what's wrong with getting a new oil-rig-in-the-middle-of-the-sea style map that is just like Lockout. And what is with the R2D2 and the G-Unit? LOL!!?!??!?!?!? This was me recreating a retards response. Key Word: Recreating. [Edited on 04.17.2008 10:15 AM PDT]
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Thats the funniest thing ive read in a while! when you started with the R2D2 -blam!- i was like oh man im going to get owned on the maps :( nice one mate!
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you sir win the internets
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ToeNaiL CaNCeR Lol at people that can't comprehend jokes.[/quote] He who laughs last... didn't get the joke.
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Hilarious post, it's sad though that some people think you are being serious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] You just pointed that last line straight at yourself. Ha, I didn't realise it was a joke either, until I read the posts...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Carbine Guy132 Yeah you're most definitely. a moron. Equipment is there because this is HALO 3, not HALO 2, learn to adapt. If you want to make the arrangement like you want it, FORGE it. Secondly, you're mad because you can't camp with the shotgun? Seriously get a different gun, a different tactic, and try to shoot someone with it. You'll get better at Halo. And secondly, I believe LOCKOUT was a FORERUNNER structure, and now BLACKOUT is a HUMAN structure, therefor humans don't have beams of light that lift you up, they have fans. And how the hell is that even relevant? [/quote] pwned
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awesome post, rofl
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] That they are, that they are. You're a great example.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] Clearly your the stupid one if you took this serious. Since when has there been a piece of equipment called the G-unit. Hes just taking the mick out of all the cry babies who are complaing about not being able to do all of their "1337" jumps. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Carbine Guy132 Yeah you're most definitely. a moron. Equipment is there because this is HALO 3, not HALO 2, learn to adapt. If you want to make the arrangement like you want it, FORGE it. Secondly, you're mad because you can't camp with the shotgun? Seriously get a different gun, a different tactic, and try to shoot someone with it. You'll get better at Halo. And secondly, I believe LOCKOUT was a FORERUNNER structure, and now BLACKOUT is a HUMAN structure, therefor humans don't have beams of light that lift you up, they have fans. And how the hell is that even relevant? [/quote] His post wasn't serious. You probably didn't even read all of what he put and just skim read it. Ever heard of the position WD40 in lockout? Didn't think so. EDIT: lolol, funny the way you tried to change it after you realized what a moron you are. [Edited on 04.17.2008 9:45 AM PDT]
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Nice bash on the complaining people. [Edited on 04.17.2008 9:43 AM PDT]
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nice... lol
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I am glad you came around.
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the "R2D2 to 3CPO jump IS gone" was so funny!and the rest was SOO funny! :D now to sound like myself. when i was reading your post the second time i noticed it was a big joke so i just started laughing.that was good. [Edited on 04.17.2008 9:23 AM PDT]