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Edited by Skank:
11/19/2014 4:21:55 AM
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Petition to add Vending Machines to the Tower
Come on Bungie, get your shit together. Everyone knows that after killing Phogoth for the fourteenth time in one night, a guardian gets hungry. So, I say we add Vending Machines to the tower... Like they should have been in the first place. We all know Xûr is smashing on Cheeze Itz when we're not looking, don't lie to yourselves. All I'm asking for is some god damn trail mix in the tower!
Sign here: x______________________________________
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Edited by VivianGraceful: 11/19/2014 1:53:41 PMBest idea ever. It's basic knowledge that Dead Orbit has a massive stash of pot brownies, and you can bet your ass that they have serious munchies 24/7.
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NERF IT!
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1 ReplyFinally something to stuff my hadronic essence into
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The golden age got rid of diabetes but with the return of hot Cheetos & a McDonald's at the tower, the Darkness isn't gonna have to work very hard to take us out.
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But then Xur would sell exotic snacks and nobody would want the regular ones.
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1 ReplyEating Hot Cheetos should give you solar damage for all weapons...
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You cant buy these snacks from anywhere else!...I made sure of that...
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1 ReplyEdited by slackerboi: 11/19/2014 4:52:18 AMYou're character will buy candy and get a buff called "sugar-high" increasing max speed and agility for about s half hour, but then you get debuffed with "the crash" and you're character's max sprint duration gets very short and you're character will bend over panting every time you stop running.
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3 RepliesWith my luck with RNG, I'll probobly get Ranch Doritos instead.
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Corporate sponsorship FTW
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Warlocks already have cheese so they don't need vending machines
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I would much prefer a functioning Raid Bar.
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7 RepliesThey should have buffs too. Spend 1500 glimmer on cheetohs, get a buff for xp to all your weapons
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2 RepliesWhatchamacallit or I'm done with this game.
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1 ReplyThis would allow for Exo prostitution.
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inb4 Oh mah lord someone signed! :3
