So I arrive home from work to play Destiny. Head over to my game room and on my chair I find a folded up note. I pick up the note and it reads:
"Hey Baby
I know today been hard for you and you want to relax by playing so Destiny so I wish you the best and we can meet up tomorrow. Also I baked you some surprise cookies to brighten up your day. They're in the closet".
I open the closet to find a tray of plastic wrapped Guardian shaped sugar cookies. Oh man, my girlfriend is awesome. Game on Desticles with great girlfriends.
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What's really happening is she's sitting at a bar getting fed Ice Breakers from 15 dudes. One luck one with enough patience and time will eventually charge her Plan C. She'll go back to his pad, all kinds of Gjallarhorny and compare his Multitool to your Thorn. When all is said and done she'll be left with an overwhelming feeling of guilt and bad juju.