So guardians, are you getting so desperate that you are recruiting children? I encountered one of your youth who could have been no more than 10 cycles old. He had a foul mouth and plenty of spirit. But his bravery was not born out of experience, but out of naivety. He thought he could "own my ass" by charging at me blindly. But his screams were music to my ears when I stuck my blade into his chest, lifted him up into the air, and threw him against the wall. There, he proceeded to go delirious, repeatedly shouting "WHAT THE -blam!-?!? THIS GAME IS HACKED! MY DAD WORKS FOR BUNGIE!". I silenced his noise by liberating his head from his body and impaling it on a pike, with the spike going through his mouth. His horror was so great, that I swear I could still hear him screaming after his headless body slumped to the ground in a pool of it's own blood. A few seconds later, his twin brother appeared and ran towards me hurling the same juvenile battle cries, but I disposed of him with ease. Then more of his identical brothers ran towards me, all screaming. Eventually, the last one appeared, but he was crying. He was the smartest one because he shouted "I HATE THIS! I CAN'T WIN! I -blam!-ING HATE THIS! LAG!" before disappearing out of existence.
YOU ALL SHOULD FOLLOW HIS ADVICE AND GIVE UP WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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#Destiny
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Edited by Hexal: 8/20/2014 2:48:40 AMThank god keep up the good work.
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Edited by That Halo Dude: 8/20/2014 2:54:25 AM....y'know, a lot of Guardians would pay good Glimmer if you kept killing those. Recruitment policy has been getting pretty lax lately; the guys and gals around the Tower hate those brats. Maybe we could work something out? A per-whelp bounty of some kind?
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Keep that furnace blazing my brother from another species.
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What rank are you? Captain? Archon? Eh, I can take ya.
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Can you keep killing Guardians who are like that? We don't need them around, they hold us back.
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10 cycles old? His screams were music to my ears? What are you smoking?? Also it's rated T and not cod
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Kill more of them. I approve.
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Record their reactions to feed my ego
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What do we call you triple face?
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[quote]his twin brother appeared[/quote] Split-screen confirmed lets go home boys
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C'mon Grandpa! Hang out with people your own age, you'll feel more at ease. Why are you shooting your own teammates and why the heck did you have those kids on your fireteam?
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Plz stahp
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Yet I would just snipe your face from afar and if you happen to get close and I think you might I have my throwing knifes and handcannons to deal with you and that happens to not stop you I will use my golden gun with keyhole and gunfighter to kill you
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Child murder aside, funniest post I've read in at least 35 minutes.
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Guardian Certification only requires a one time fee of $59.99. Quality isn't what it used to be.
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slew* I slew your children.
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Ha you noble fools, think your so good YOU HAVE FALLEN
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Sir, I have a proposition if you have a moment... Us Guardians and you Fallen sure have disagreements on this whole "Who the Solar System belongs to" thing, but I think we both can agree that these Whelps of Whelps are NOT the rightful owners of this celestial land. I propose we come to a temporary truce, and work together to set up ambushes for these nitwits to walk into. A strange force prevents us Guardians from harming each other unless in certain areas, so we'll be relegated to the logistical side of things, and the Fallen will have to handle the actual killings. I look forward to hearing back from you, Noble Archon.
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Kill more young guardians
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Can I deliver some more?
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Kill them all ;)
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You kill kids? Hey everybody! This guy kills kids!
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just keep killing them,it gives the big ones like me amusement and time to study your tactics ,so slay away ,oh and post some nice pictures of it will you ? thanks pumpkin.
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*added to Mute list*
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its amazing how many dads and uncles are working for bungie, activision dice and treyarch after their kids got killed in an online game. maybe all those companies only recruit people that have screaming 12 yearolds at home......illuminati sh*t right here
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If they gave up before the game comes out, the troll will have nothing to eat. :(