This week on the Flood:
- A wild Space Cat was found stuck in a tree. Thankfully, a local hero, bastage, came to the scene. He was able to safely rescue the feline and return it to its rightful owner. The mayor has just issued a ban on trees in response to this event.
- Onion Beetle, the town crier, threatened yet again to leave the Flood and then lead an assault on bnet with the help of 4chan. Verti-Assault teams were dispatched to the scene to negotiate with the would-be terrorist.
- Massive riots have broken out downtown in #Offtopic as hordes of white knights began competing for the affection of the Flood's current queen, Otthild. So far, there has been no success with quelling these rioters as they have begun setting fire multiple businesses, including Biosmiley's Poptart Factory.
Well, that is all the news we have for this week. Tune in next time to the Flood's #1, non-biased news source. I'm Blonic and go -blam!- yourself, San Diego.
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Beautiful as always, Blonic. Beautiful.
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Yup...I didn't read any of that
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[quote]including BioSmiley's Poptart Factory[/quote] Huh, guess that explains the smoke.....
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Edited by Jphn_33: 8/16/2014 1:00:28 AM[quote]Onion Beetle, the town crier[/quote] I loled harder than I should have. Great job as usual! [spoiler]I'm not popular enough for Blonic news. :c[/spoiler]
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I better be on the next one
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I want in on it
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You forgot to do patriot and pinhead segment
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Edited by DoubleBantLuis69: 8/16/2014 1:26:02 AMCan you squeeze me into next week?
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i dun't liv in sand dago/10
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The picture makes it.
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Blonic I think they banned my a wild scrafty account
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Next week, tune in after our programming for the release of Floodnado
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The best part of my day.
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A lot of things have been happening to Bio's factory recently. ...not good things ;-;
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 8/16/2014 3:30:56 AMIt would be interesting to see myself in here haha
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You got a laugh out of me good job
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Poor Space Cat.
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Keepdoingthis/10
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Good, Those trees were threatened me, Said that I used too much paper and they were gonna burn down my house! And I will be on the lookout to report anyone harboring any trees!
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Hey you listen here shitlord! I've shitposted before too! Doesn't that count for something?! [spoiler](ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง you wanna go? Let's get hustling with the tussling [/spoiler]
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10/10 Would subscribe to weekly newsletter
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Edited by MalvOfAlaska: 8/16/2014 8:00:06 AMRead this as the O'Brony factor Then I read this as the Baloney Factor....
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Much approval. Such interest. Wow/10
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Plz make this into a video broadcast
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I really hate that show... And I kind of hate you for parodying it.