Today I was out with my mom and my grandma, and my grandma started talking about how I don't have a girlfriend, so she was going to pray to her patron saint to get them to help me get one. I didn't say anything at the time because I was afraid of causing a scene.
What I need some help with is, how do I explain to my grandma that I'm in a committed relationship with a technicolor animated unicorn from a little girl's TV show? Both my mom and my grandma talk about future kids, but I'm not sure if that will be possible.
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Siths voice "Do it!"