I need pick up lines for my crush it's her Birth day and she has no guys to hang with!
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Okay!
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Do you still need help?
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Edited by IVI1CR0S0F7: 3/8/2013 6:49:33 PMIf you were homework, I'd do you on the table. Are you retarded, cause you look special to me. Is your dad a baker, cause you're a cutie pie/cause you have nice buns. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. I put the STD in the word STUD. All I need is U. If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one. You're like my big toe. I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. Sex_al Harass__nt. All that's missing is u and me. I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. If I were an ednoplasmic recticulum, would you want me smooth or rough? Are you a Drill Sergeant, cause you got my privates standing at attention. You should sell hotdogs, because you know how to make a weiner stand. Did you fall from heaven, cause I always wanted to bone an angel. I'll -blam!- you so hard, I'll scramble your eggs. Girl, you're like a bag of Doritos, cause I'm seconds away from tearing you open and sticking my penis in your ass. What do (insert class) and my penis have in common? They're both hard for you.
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I do believe this will meet your needs.
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? -put a rag on her face- You're welcome.