Ninja Pirates - Me and my class mates once had to pretend to be Japanese Government officials after the Meiji Restoration, and make policy decisions. We decided we should have a navy of Ninja Pirates to steal other peoples ships so we would't have to build / buy our own. Oh and the person that wanted proof Im the Messiah, you should know that you should not test God, and therefore in extension, his son, ie the Messiah and therefore me. You just have to have faith.