Write out the first line and replace every noun with d1ck.
Crap. Failed thread. Continue being relevant and on topic however.
[Edited on 10.10.2012 7:55 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TommyPiplup "He was trapped on a god forsaken dick, alone, and mauled within an inch of his life by a giant white monster dick." Sounds pretty hawt.[/quote] It really does.