Who was the [i]genius[/i] that left grenades in [b]sword[/b] matches?
better yet, why did they leave the turret in The Pit?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThatTomGuy FTW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the_grassninja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThatTomGuy FTW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the_grassninja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThatTomGuy FTW You're supposed to rub kittez? By rub, do you mean digest?[/quote] Yes. The kittez enter your stomache through the mouth and esophagus, and you rub them through your tummy. It's in the Kittez Owner's manual. [/quote] Ahh...well, the Kittez owners manual was only in spanish, so i guess it maks sense that you could read it, Mr. Flannel. Thank you very much! [/quote] There is an English translation available. It is hidden under a rock across town. You will see it beside the fishes. You will know these fishes because they wink at passersby.[/quote] So...you're telling me...that there is a fish that winks at rocks, and if i wink BACK at the rock, i will recieve one eighth of the tri-force, bringing me that much closer to saving the magical princess from the evil, barrel-tossing gorilla who's spirit has been stolen by an evil-er sorcerer? And to defeat that sorcerer, i need a razor gator? But where is such a device? Surely, you cannot expect me to go on such a quest alone.[/quote] You can receive your razor gator by mailing in 3 Count Chocula boxtops. You should never quest alone. I have sent dispatch to the cast of Dude Where's My Car. They will arrive at your aid shortly. They will be dressed in white and come bearing two boxes of Craisins. I wish you well in your journeys. Take heed, the evils you will encounter will all have swords. I suggest grabbing the turrets from the pit so you can stat stack from a distance. May the force be with you.