1,000 of your favorite food is now sentient, and are now going to hunt you down with said weapon.
I have to fight 1,000 crowbar wielding pizzas'....
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1,000 curries are hunting me with claymores So you're saying I'll walk into my favorite curry shop and be confronted with a thousand bowls of curry with claymores resing on top of them? This doesn't seem like a problem.