[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Effective Strafe I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. [/quote] This walrus speaks the truth! You all have what it takes, just try as hard as you can and your floppy arm flaps will emerge! You will grow dominant tusks, and mighty whiskers! Be the walrus nobody else is. Go now! Dye your skin gray as the grimmest night, and go around making god awful noises using your stomach to make rhythmic jumps around the ground! Rise up! RIIISSEEE UP into the age of the walrus!