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11/5/2012 3:36:13 AM
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This thread is a classroom
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*enters classroom* I heard they was,uh, teaching the human anatomy here. Looks like they was right. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain Get over here Raptor, we're going to "take your temperature".[/quote] I'll do it. You know, if it means like, extra credit.
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oh dear, no one seems to care about me. What must I do to become cool? I got it! I WILL SEX THE JANITOR *poops in floor to attract wild janitor*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Etrnlknightmare *enters room* *sees facts with shirt off* *leaves room*[/quote] I'm a girl, you might wanna come back ;)[/quote]WHORE! *Shank*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Black_Coyote *puts on gas mask* *resumes hot -blam!- sex with dart ra*[/quote] Nope I'm covered in magic sperm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.[/quote]What will you do for $10?[/quote]I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.[/quote]You sir just earned 10 dollars. *Pulls out a $10 bill.*[/quote]"Alright Ms. Stacey, you're playing hard to get, but check out this chest." *I start to strip and the teacher's jaw drops*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Etrnlknightmare *enters room* *sees facts with shirt off* *leaves room*[/quote] I'm a girl, you might wanna come back ;)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.[/quote]What will you do for $10?[/quote]I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.[/quote] *Sees that the demon class has not responded to the Chlorine* *Releases [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIavxAm4Mts]very fast death factor[/url] into school.*
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*randomly punches Zuuru in the face*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zuuru [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.[/quote] *Hands $2 and a watermelon* Show me.[/quote]Get over here Raptor, we're going to "take your temperature".
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*puts on gas mask* *resumes hot -blam!- sex with dart ra*
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*enters room* *sees facts with shirt off, Romney fighting, fap chain, cages, and sunnyboy viciously making love with the teacher on a desk covered in -blam!-* *leaves room*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.[/quote]What will you do for $10?[/quote]I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.[/quote]You sir just earned 10 dollars. *Pulls out a $10 bill.*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts I'm single, if anyone is interested.[/quote] Maybe i could take you out to dinner sometime babe? Not that it'll be somewhere very fancy cause i dont want to invest a lot, but we'll see.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.[/quote] *Hands $2 and a watermelon* Show me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.[/quote]What will you do for $10?[/quote]I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez So let's get this straight: So far, in "Class", Mitt Romney got punched in the face and shot, Some guy is trapped in a cage and getting fapped on, A girl got shanked with a Pencil, The teacher got banged, A failed Chemical explosion occured, and some shady guy is selling Narcotics in the Parking lot. Wow.[/quote]*says in firelord ozai voice* [b]IM STILL ALIVE[/b]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zuuru [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zuuru [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts I'm single, if anyone is interested.[/quote] Not anymore you aren't. [/quote] I broke up with you.[/quote] *Grabs Facts and throws to the floor* Bad Facts![/quote] Mr. Teacher, he's bullying me...help D:
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 *Realizes that a fap chain has been started around self.* *Bell rings* *Uses key out of cell that he had bee pretending not to have to entire time and sneaks out of school. Since this is the last period of the day, goes some. Releases entire supply of Chlorine gas into the school before leaving.*[/quote] Magical sperm creates a bubble which surrounds me and protects me from the gas.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez and some shady guy is selling Narcotics in the Parking lot. Wow.[/quote] hey! it's just,uh, some Flintstones vitamins yo! um, you want some...? Back to school, back to school, to show my daddy i'm not a fool!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] President Romney [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Moniter *steals a mini mobile(tm) Big Red Button from Pres. Romney.*[/quote]*steals back button* Sorry brah, this button is mine and only I get to press it. *presses button*[/quote] It's ok, I've got the purple one marked 'release'. *push*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 *Realizes that a fap chain has been started around self.* *Bell rings* *Uses key out of cell that he had bee pretending not to have to entire time and sneaks out of school. Since this is the last period of the day, goes some. Releases entire supply of Chlorine gas into the school before leaving.*[/quote] Ooooooh yeah that's right, I should be getting out of here right about now. If you guys smell anything strange, don't worry. Someone just farted.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] carpet brain I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.[/quote]What will you do for $10? [Edited on 11.04.2012 8:40 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zuuru [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts I'm single, if anyone is interested.[/quote] Not anymore you aren't. [/quote] I broke up with you.[/quote] *Grabs Facts and throws to the floor* Bad Facts!
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I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez So let's get this straight: So far, in "Class", Mitt Romney got punched in the face and shot, Some guy is trapped in a cage and getting fapped on, A girl got shanked with a Pencil, The teacher got banged, A failed Chemical explosion occured, and some shady guy is selling Narcotics in the Parking lot. Wow.[/quote]you forget where the OP's stomach is on the floor courtesy of Yuuru and the OP is covered in chicken blood courtesy of Nihilus
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedAUSTIN11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zuuru [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedAUSTIN11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zuuru [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedAUSTIN11 *raises hand for question*[/quote] Yes, EnragedAUSTIN11?[/quote] Do you even lift?[/quote] Why yes, of course. Who doesn't? The question is...do YOU even lift?![/quote] what did you just say to me punk? I will have you know...(insert rest of copypasta here)[/quote] *Stares unfazed* Cool story bro.
