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#Septagon

8/1/2012 10:26:17 PM
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I know how to get Bungie to unveil Destiny.

Bungie is a Developer shrouded in mystery and secrets. It's part of what helps build the suspense for future titles, as it brings us together to speculate on future events or possibilities. But they've kept us on the dark for too long this time... So now I've created a master plan to back them into the corner and force them into coming forward with a juicy details and even a showcase of their new title, Destiny. So follow me closely... And obey the rules. Or you'll ruin everything. [i]WARNING: BUNGIE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PORTION OF THIS TOPIC THAT IS WRITTEN IN ITALICS. Okay, now that we know they're not listening in, it's time to organize the plan... How do you have someone share their secrets? Well sometimes you can trade one secret for another. All we have to do, is compose a huge secret about something in relation to either the company, or it's employees, that will drive them insane. Once the insanity has taken over the entire development team, they'll beg for mercy and throw every detail they can at us, until we share the secrets in which we have falsely composed. Foolproof. And genius. So, if you reply, you must do so under the veil that you know something that they may wish to know. Like... Urk isn't actually a red head, and we know his true hair color. Or that someone on their development team is Canadian, but we won't say who. Fire of enough of these... And they'll surely crumble under our concocted mystery. I'll start us off, then you guys follow through.[/i] Now, I know I can trust that every employee who may have stumbled upon this thread, did as directed and avoided reading the italic text. Dont worry, it's nothing to do with conspiring against you. It was all quite boring and mundane material actually. But enough talk, Bungie We the Community possess secret and reliable intel on things you may not even be aware of. And we're here to give you hints, but we'll never fully share... And whether or not they're true, well who wants to know anyway, right? No one I'm sure. But what I bet you didn't know, is that we have word of a bunch of specially trained, ninja special ops marine hacker guys that broke into your studio without anyone being the wiser. Word is, they installed microscopic cameras everywhere, and have been filming the development of Destiny since its inception. They're thinking about releasing it online... But they were just waiting to see if you'd hurry up and do it first. But if not, then BAM!!! Any minute now, Destiny could be all over the Web for people to see. I think they mean business guys. [Edited on 08.01.2012 2:28 PM PDT]

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  • I shall offer the first hint to our secret: It involves your activities last summer, of which we are fully aware. [Edited on 08.01.2012 2:31 PM PDT]

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  • Lets do. It. Next Hint: [b]If the answer to the universe is 42, then what is the answer to Bungie?[/b] [Edited on 08.01.2012 2:31 PM PDT]

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  • Haha. You sir are a genius. We must take forth this master plan!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kickimanjaro I shall offer the first hint to our secret: We know what you did last summer.[/quote] We should hire someone to stalk an employee and keep hinting at this fact. They'll go insane.

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  • [i]We know the truth about Sage's beard![/i]

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  • It's funny, because they'll never know WHICH of the twenty-six Ostriches is the one impersonating Marty! They'll have know way to know if he's the real one... Or not! Absolutely foolproof, I agree. [Edited on 08.01.2012 2:35 PM PDT]

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  • That one homeless guy on Main St says he knows Jason Jones personally... [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cameo_cream [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kickimanjaro I shall offer the first hint to our secret: We know what you did last summer.[/quote] We should hire someone to stalk an employee and keep hinting at this fact. They'll go insane.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cameo_cream [/quote][i]Remember, all plotting should be in the Employee-proof text.[/i] [Edited on 08.01.2012 2:33 PM PDT]

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  • We know who's fault it was and how he (or she) blamed Stosh!

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  • [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i][/quote][i]For that we need an extra layer of repellant. [b]We shall call it Bold.[/i][/b]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i][/quote][spoilers][url=http:// It can be done.][/url][/spoilers]

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  • Very well thought out Helveck. Smart.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sven Nietzsche [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i][/quote][spoilers][url=http:// It can be done.][/url][/spoilers][/quote] [i]Don't do that! Their spoiler filters are always off![/i] I know how to sneak past Jerome. [Edited on 08.01.2012 2:42 PM PDT]

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  • So what will it be Bungie? Death? Or exile?

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  • A google search of "eignub" has 6,600 hits. Gnop! is a pong clone, and gnop is pong backwards. Eignub is Bungie backwards. There are 6,600 active Bungie clones!

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  • I just happen to know that there is a certain [i]leak[/i] in the Bungie HQ.

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  • They just released that bungie day video after you posted this thread, maybe there is something to this plan of yours. They're cracking already.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i][/quote][i]For that we need an extra layer of repellant.[/i][/quote]What kind of repellant?

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  • Pure genius this plan can't possibly fail.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i][/quote][i]For that we need an extra layer of repellant.[/i][/quote]What kind of repellant?[/quote]It's obvious, really. [b]Moderators cannot read bold text, but do not let them know about their weakness lest they develop a way to combat this.[/b] We just have to hope that they [i](employees)[/i] do not [b]work together with the moderators in order to[/b] figure out the secret before it is time. We must master the art[b][i]s of deceiving the moderators and employees to further our goal[/i][/b]. We have one more weapon, [u]the line[/u]...its use is yet unknown. [Edited on 08.01.2012 3:36 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i][/quote][i]For that we need an extra layer of repellant.[/i][/quote]What kind of repellant?[/quote]I am laughing my ass off right now.

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  • | [Edited on 08.01.2012 9:35 PM PDT]

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  • Haha, that's a pretty good idea!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander GX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [i]I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?[/i][/quote][i]For that we need an extra layer of repellant.[/i][/quote]What kind of repellant?[/quote]I am laughing my ass off right now.[/quote] Yeah, because of how genius this all is. It's amazing this system has only been discovered now and not years ago.

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  • Genius!

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